A far -- but adorable -- cry from a tailored suit and heels, Mimi nevertheless has her accountant's hat on as she strides across the town center in a red floral sundress and cowboy boots. Fairly warm in Kansas for March, isn't it? Mimi also hasn't forgotten that she's from the East Coast as she walks right in front of a car and holds up her arms, asking, "Hey!" when it honks at her. Seriously, she's walking there! Mimi marches up to J&R's revival tent and tells the blonde rep who worked out Stanley's deal that they need to tear up the paperwork on the Richmond Farm. Blondie doesn't think she can do that, thus unleashing The Screaming Mimi all over her porcelain ass. "Stanley tends to sign things without paying much attention," Mimi explains. "Among the things he has signed are four years of misdated income tax returns, which make him guilty of a number of federal crimes, but it is my understanding that Cheyenne has extended an amnesty for non-violent federal crimes committed prior to the attacks, so technically? I suppose you have exposed Jennings & Rall to a nasty civil suit for coercing him into this deal on the basis of a tax debt he no longer owed." Damn -- you go, farm girl! "Yeah, that sounds like something I'm gonna need to raise with my boss," simpers Blondie. "It does, doesn't it?" Mimi simpers back, just as fakely.













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