Hawkins' Happy Hunting Hut. Darcy and Hawkins arrive with their kids and the little one -- what's his name, again? It's been so long -- is all skeptical about their living arrangements. "We're...camping?" he asks. Hawkins tells him it's just for a few days. "This place smells funny," Sam says. Sam, honey, that's the smell of Awesome. Allison just looks around and eyes her dad as he takes a phone call. She doesn't even get a line! Chavez is calling to say that he's safely in Texas. He reports that Texas is willing to listen to them, but they are still on the verge of siding with Cheyenne. Also, the Texans are impatient people, so Hawkins needs to get the bomb down to Texas ASAP. Chavez texts the coordinates. He's in San Antonio. Hawkins says he'll be there as soon as he can and starts rummaging around a cabinet. Chavez informs Hawkins that it's not going to be so simple to get down to Texas, what with all the checkpoints. Hawkins says, "I think I might have a solution to that." He opens a box and sifts through the contents, finally pulling out a Jennings & Rall I.D. with his photo on it, identifying him as a Robert Moore. I really wish this show could feature a stolen space shuttle so we could watch Hawkins know how to be an astronaut.
Eric has put Project Rescue Awesome into effect. Doodling down the country roads, some army trucks find their way blocked by a bunch of other soldiers. Impatient and annoyed, the driver of the first truck tells his partner to check that shit out. Barely giving his partner time to talk to the other soldiers, the driver finally yells, "Hey, aren't you guys going to get that thing off the road?!" The blockading soldiers ignore him. "Hey, I know you can hear me!" the driver shouts. A soldier turns around. It's Bill! He looks at the driver blankly, before throwing up one congenial hand and saying, "Hey, there!" all happy. He grins and rambles up to the truck. Another soldier, revealing himself to be a nervous-looking Jimmy, follows Bill to the truck. Bill steps up on the driver side running board, and says, "Listen, we need you to do us a favor." On the passenger side, Jimmy points and cocks a gun at the driver. The driver looks over at him. "Sorry about this," Jimmy says with all sincerity. Hee! Aw, Jimmy is so round and cute -- he's like a great big Cabbage Patch kid! The rest of the Rangers -- posing as soldiers -- subdue the other soldier, and Bill pleasantly tells the driver, who now has his hands raised, "We need your truck." He waves his arms and yells, "All clear!" Behind him. A long line of army trucks are set upon by other armed Rangers.