Jersey Shore

Reunited, And It Feels So... Gawd!

Reunion - The most boring season of the show ended with the most boring reunion ever, mostly focusing on The Situation's pathetic, ineffective attempt to destroy Snooki.

The Bitchuation

We Are Family - The Situation reacts petulantly to Pauly and Vinny's dumb prank, then threatens one last Unit-assisted gossip takedown to no avail. Vinny beds two lesbians. The kids say goodbye to the Shore House... for good?

"Bacon, Egg, and Cheese... Your Girl Blew Me"

One Meatball Stands Alone - The Situation drops the bomb on Jionni, who couldn't care less. Somehow it leads to the world's longest, least interesting food fight. While the others go "camping," Pauly and Vinny pull a prank that could not in any possible scenario result in hilarity commensurate with the effort it demanded.

Vagina Mold, Truth Be Told

The Truth Will Set You Free - JWOWW gives Roger a clone-a-cooter kit for their one-year anniversary. Deena ends her non-relationship with Joey. The Situation is forced to go it alone when The Unit is arrested for public intoxication, foiling Sitch's 976th attempt at Operation: Jionni Jump.

Bait & Sitch

Sharp Objects - The kids catch crabs. Like, actual crustaceans. Lola the prostitute bunny makes her Karma debut. JWOWW confronts Pauly's stalker. And Snooki goes on another bender... right into Vinny's arms (hopefully!).

Gateau Get Through This

Love at the Jersey Shore - JWOWW makes up with Roger and wears her Filthiest Couture yet. Deena smashes on dirty dishes. And the latest round of "Blame The Situation" centers on a cake. Not even Funfetti either!

The Tri-Funk-Ta, or Meatball Walking

The Follow Game - JWOWW's relationship continues its downward spiral. The Meatballs dip out of work. Sitch establishes a tenuous, foundation-less friendship with Snooki and relishes the trash-talking possibilities of his brother smash-and-dashing Deena's sister. And we meet my new personal hero, Pauly's stalker.

Cocksure

Nothing But Nice - The Situation suffers a nervous breakdown and his zipper follows suit, exposing Little Sitch to everyone in the house. JWOWW also sees her relationship with Roger break down. And Snooki has problems downtown.

A Swarm of Bitches

Free Vinny - Under the threat of new roommates, the gang convinces Vinny to return, mental health be damned! The girls throw a surprise birthday bask for Pauly and The Situation. Sammi gets in a hair-pulling, mascara-running girl fight at da club. Oh, and Snooki purchases a bunny suit with which to terrorize people.

The Situation Gloom

Dropping Like Flies - The roommates cope with Vinny's departure. Pauly and The Situation celebrate their birthdays, but Pauly gets more attention (being liked will do that to a person), so Sitch gets grumpy.

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