The girls get home to find Sammi cuddling and consoling Snooki, who is bawling that Vinny brought home a girl. Out in the kitchen, the guys have their post-coital meal and condemn Snooki for daring to want to have sex with Vinny when she hooked up with Gianni the night before (or two nights before, if we're going for accuracy). JWOWW comes out to tell Vinny that Snooki is crying over him, and he calls her a hypocrite for getting mad at her for smushing when she "hooks up with all of Seaside." A.k.a. three guys in a month. OMG, y'all, I can't even get into the bullshit of this logic anymore. These guys would literally fuck a different girl every hour on the hour if given the chance, but if a girl wants to get naked with two guys within a 24-hour period, that is completely unacceptable. Well then, what is an acceptable mourning period for slapping skins? 72 hours? A week? A month? And since when, Vinny, did you become the fucking center of the universe? The hard-on around which all women must revolve? Shut. It. Down.
Vinny goes into Snooki's room to ask what's wrong. She says she only wants to be with him. So he does the natural thing and shames her for bringing home a guy a few nights before. She slams up a wall. He tells her she's drunk and promises to talk to her tomorrow. He tells her he loves her before he leaves to go the confessional, where he genuinely seems to feel a little bit bad that he's upset Snooki. Deena crawls into Snooki's bed and consoles her as she cries some more sloppy tears.
The next morning (presumably afternoon), Sammi forcefully tries to wake up Snooki to join the gang on a bowling expedition. She politely declines, and we're treated to a few minutes of Deena's god-awful driving. Even unflappable Pauly gets anxious when she's behind the wheel. They finally arrive, and Sammi takes Vinny aside to tell him that Snooki has developed feelings for him. She advises him to have a serious talk with her and "do the right thing."
They head back home. JWOWW catches up with Snooki, who is embarrassed that she basically blacked out before. She admits that she might have real feelings for Vinny, which is a surprise to JWOWW. Snooki feels like she looks stupid, since Vinny is bringing home girls even after she said she wanted to spend the night with him. While she goes to wallow in her shame spiral, the other girls discuss her quandary. They isolate the problem to the fact that she's always looking for a boyfriend and isn't the type of girl who can cope with hooking up casually, like Vinny would prefer. He heads into her room to try to smooth things over, but she tells him to go away, and he complies.