Speaking of which, Sammi is still hung up on Sitch's interference. She calls him "somebody who loves trouble and drama." I think it's the clearest that Sammi has ever expressed herself. Regardless, Ronnie turns things on her, insisting that she was actually the one who wanted trouble and drama. Despite this being patently not true, Sammi is weak, and Ronnie is overbearing, and they go back to status quo.
The party ends, and the gang drunkenly heads home. Deena asks Pauly why Vinny is upset with her. Vinny chimes in that Deena "let [him] down," then he calls her Angelina. As we know, this is the ultimate insult at the Jersey Shore. Vinny interviews that, like Angelina, if Deena isn't having fun, ain't nobody having fun. Deena tells Vinny never to say such things to her again, then drags her friend out of the room, inadvertently proving Vinny's point. As if that weren't enough, her friend calls her out for being a cockblock once they get into the bedroom. Deena angrily marches back out to the common room to insist that she never blocked any cocks until now because it was her best friend. Perhaps it's an echo of the unfortunate Snooki-Ryder situation, or perhaps it's a reference to how shitty the guys in the house treat women. Either way, she tells Vinny to go fuck himself, which is pretty necessary if we're being honest. Of course, the guys (and Sammi, ugh) pawn it off to jealousy.
The next morning, Sitch apologizes to Sammi. Sammi wonders what she did to him to deserve this interference. He pawns it off to the tense circumstances, and she pretends to be okay with everything while remaining skeptical of his true intentions. And speaking of abiding tension, Vinny remains upset with Deena.
After the friends and family leave, the gang goes out for dinner. Pauly tries to cut through the tension, but it's clearly an uncomfortable scene between the girls and the guys. Deena tries to move past the awkwardness by thanking everyone for welcoming her and giving her a great summer. They slurp up their wine and head back to the house for cuca cartwheel checks. Snooki says this is their last night and their last chance to "get it all out, have sex," etc. In other words, watch out!
Da club. Instead of a bunch of drunken carousal, we first find JWOWW having a serious chat with Roger about the future of their relationship. He wonders what's going to happen after she leaves the shore and suggests they become exclusive. She thinks the sex and Roger's appearance are enough, so she agrees to it. News spreads throughout da club, and the girls congratulate JWOWW on being smitten with her very own juicehead gorilla.