They're interrupted by a food delivery, and sit to eat. Snooki wants to know if Vinny's contagious, and since he isn't unless he sneezes on her (his medical opinion), they're going to hang out tonight while everyone else goes out. Snooki wants to ride her scooter on the boardwalk, and Vinny's down. Everyone else (except Jenni, whose stomach is in knots) gets ready to go out to Aztec. Vinny and Nicole talk about how they feel old, even though they're the youngest in the house. Vinny says, "Merp." Which is pretty funny because he says it with no excitement whatsoever. Vinny and Nicole cruise around in scooters on the boardwalk and pretend they're old. Nicole says they'll totally rock their scooters when they're old, and she thinks Vinny will make the best old man ever because he's already getting started.

Aztec. Mike just drinks Red Bull. Pauly says he's drinking the same thing, except his had vodka. Paula shows up, looking cute. Mike's partly excited, and partly doesn't know what to do with her. Then she tries to hand him her drink, and he's like, "Seriously? You know I just got out of rehab." She apologizes and takes off, annoyed. Deena thinks this is the first time Mike has a right to be annoyed at Paula. She comes back without her drink, which she got someone else to hold, and tells him she doesn't want him mad at her all night. Vinny and Snooki show up in their scooters and everyone cheers. Pauly says that's how you make a club entrance. He's loving it because he's like a 12-year-old. Nicole and Vinny leave since she needs sleep and he's sick. She says, "It's weird, but I guess that's what old people do."

On the boardwalk, some guy yells at Nicole that she's fat, and Vinny gets pissed. He backs his scooter up. Which ... hilarious. Because, why not get off of it at this point? He is all gangster with his reverse beep on, yelling at people for calling a pregnant girl fat. Snooki tells him it's actually fun not to go to the club. He says his friendship with Nicole is finally back. They hug and fist-bump.