Sitch heads outside to assure Snooki that no one's mad at her and that they've all forgotten the fight already. He literally throws her over his shoulder and brings her back inside. They have a family caucus and agree that there are no issues between them. Until the Ron Ron Juice comes out, at least. Alas, no luck! With that, they all go to bed. Vinny adorably hooks on top of Snooki in her bed and mocks her previous drunken pleas for him to "cuddle with meeeee! Cuddle!"
The next morning, Sitch cooks a hearty egg breakfast with bacon, toast, salsicc', and radioactive champagne (at least that's what it sounded like from the explosive cork pop). The gang reminisces over their road trips down to Miami and says they have no regrets -- not even that stacked of unused grenade numbers being shoveled into the garbage can.
SamRo 2.0 are the first to go. Sweet relief! Note is made that Sammi didn't bother saying goodbye to JWOWW, who takes comfort in the fact that Ronnie can do much worse to Sammi over the long haul than she ever could. As the kids wait for the next cab, a crow lands ominously on the flagpole outside their house. Snooki gives a shout-out to the duck phone (we miss you, buddy!) when she says the crow began quacking at them. She worries that it foretells one of their deaths. Again, another ideal time for Angelina to still be here. Missed opportunity! Vinny leaves next, sharing one last hug with his fellow MVP-ers. The final four share a group hug before Sitch and Pauly leave together, then Snooki and JWOWW pile into their own car. Everyone says a lot of things between these shots, but it's all pretty much drivel. Only right, really.
Next week: Reunion! Just in case the last two weeks of content stretched as thin as latex wasn't enough for you.