Vinny arrives next, and JWOWW updates him on Ronnie and Sammi's dick move. He begrudgingly settles for another room. Next into the house is Pauly, who also thinks Ronnie and Sammi pulled some bullshit by forcing some unlucky schmuck (The Situation, hopefully!) to stay in the room with them. Then they all make fun of Vinny's shower caddy for several minutes.

Before Deena and Snooki arrive to "gorilla juicehead Guido heaven," Deena shares that she took three shots before she left her house. Following in the footsteps of her master, grasshopper is sure to stir up a ruckus by night's end. They walk in as Snooki squeals, "Party's here! Times two!" Deena introduces herself to everyone and is variously describes as a gremlin (Ronnie) and a meatball (Sammi). Snooki notes Sammi's snotty attitude and goes downstairs to talk shit about her with JWOWW. Luckily, The WOWW scored the only remaining room with three beds, so all three girls can bunk together. All the better for Deena to ride Snooki doggy style over the coming weeks! Snooki says she would probably kill herself if she had to stay with Sammi and Ronnie, then agrees with the rest of the family that the unhappy couple are a bunch of pricks for so obviously dicking with the social dynamics of the house based on their bedroom selection. On the upside, my dreams have come true, and Sitch will be forced to room with them (unless he raises a stink, which I suspect he will). But, given his asshat behavior at the end of last season, all three of them deserve each other.

While Snooki and Deena shout out their presence from the rooftop, Sammi and Ronnie announce their disappointment with the roommate. While Ronnie wishes he had another bangable chick at hand, Sammi realizes that she's stuck alone on A-hole island now that Angelina's flown the coop. Not so brave to get into a fight with JWOWW now, huh? Which, I can't blame her. Having Deena and Snooki sicked on you would be like being yapped and nipped at to death by drunken Pomeranians. An inglorious way to go, for sure.