As everyone unpacks, Deena -- who's in the midst of a two-month dry spell -- offers up her vibrator for communal use. Snooki jumps at the chance to show off her vibe, a tiny lime green wand nicknamed Tickle Me Elmo. She thinks Vinny will do in a pinch, though.

The Situation finally arrives, hugs everyone hello, and learns of his dreadful fate in SamRo 2.0's room. He grouses and moans as he carries his stuff upstairs, but to no avail.

The guys start grilling up some carcass, and Deena tries to get to know the roomies. She's met with cold disdain from Sammi, who won't even tell the fellow Jersey girl what part of the state she lives in. And so the self-fulfilling prophecy goes. Because of Sammi's stank behavior, Deena says that she's ready and willing to gang up on Sammi with the other girls. Everyone else is much warmer to Deena, doing the civilized, not-five-years-old thing by asking her questions about herself. She mentions that she's a dental assistant, and Sitch recalls that Angelina was also a dental assistant (when she wasn't doing important things like bartending). Pauly decrees that this is the last time they will ever refer to the Staten Island Dump this summer. Deena calls herself "a walking holiday." As per her personal character, Sammi wastes no time in shitting on the metaphor. As per his, Sitch wastes no time in concocting a lascivious simile that Deena the walking holiday is Thanksgiving "because she has a lot to give, and she's down for a lot of stuffing."

Deena proposes a toast to a fun summer, which Sammi refuses to join in. Deena thanks the gang for being welcoming to her. Vinny notes pointedly that if you give respect in the house, you'll get it back. Deena forebodingly says she has no problem responding in turn if someone treats her shabbily, saying, "It's like, if you can't take the heat, get the fuck out of the kitchen." And that'd be Sammi's cue to literally walk out of the kitchen. Sometimes they're so stupid, they're brilliant, these ones. The girls have a silent snicker at what a jackwad Sammi is, and Snooki says nonchalantly, "Well all right..."