Sammi and Ronnie laugh it off, since Deena hasn't bothered to say any of it to their faces. But when Deena shit-talks Ronnie, things get real. He gorilla-stomps down the stairs and gives her the territorial "You're in my house" speech. He 'roid rages out on her for a while, and she gives as good as she gets. All the while, The Situation is freaking pissing his pants with glee as he gets to imitate Deena bitch-finger waving around the kitchen and her mutual declarations of hatred with Sammi and Ronnie. Sammi interviews that Deena's like a dirty Chihuahua that you want to set aside. Pauly joins in as the girls air their dumbass grievances with each other and bandy about the C-word some more for good measure.
Snooki finally gets fed up. She says Sammi has made a major mistake in messing with Deena because "even though we're tiny bitches, I don't give a shit, I will attack you like a fucking squirrel monkey!" She steps in and calls Sammi the biggest bitch she's ever met in her life and asks how she has friends. Around the fifth time she attacks Sammi for being a bitch, she adds in "slutty," which gets me to wondering when the term "slut" became an insult catch-all? Point of fact, Sammi is probably the least slutty girl in the house. Though getting persnickety with terminology on this show is as frustrating as herding cats, so why bother?
Sammi dredges up the past, calling Snooki a fake, backstabbing bitch. Pauly says he knew the drama between Sammi and the girls would come out eventually, but he didn't think things would come to a head on the first night. Sammi asks Ronnie to confirm that Snooki's fake, and he does dutifully. Snooki comes back that Ronnie's mom calls her every week to ask why Ronnie is with Sammi. Cut immediately to an interview where Snooki's all, "I may have made up a teeny-tiny fib..." Ha! She does note, though, that Ronnie doesn't fight back on that claim, implying that it's not all fabrication. He does eventually tell Snooki to pipe down because she's "a fucking loser from Poughkeepsie." That brings JWOWW into the fracas, who I believe calls Ronnie a faggot. Oh, WOWW, did you have to go there? There are so many other things you could say about Ronnie that are actual insults.