The house sort of has an unplanned intervention for Deena. Sam tells her how annoying it is that she gets like that all the time, and loses control of her emotions. Deena says she lost her partner in crime (Snooki) and it's a lot for her too. Sam says it's just too much because it's every night. Deena tells Sam that she's always been there for her and Sam says she'll still be there for her, too. Pauly basically calls out how awkward it is and Snooki giggles. Most of the gang breaks up, leaving Deena and Sam to argue more. Sam tells Deena she's different with a boyfriend -- that she's happier, but also less happy because she's depressed being away from him. Sam says she's not being mean: She loves Deena and loves her in a relationship. She says Deena's always there for her, and she wants to be there for her too. She tells Deena they all like Chris, but think Deena's blowing the relationship by making it look harder than it is. Deena says that pisses her off. Sam also tells Deena she has only-child syndrome, because she never asks how anyone else is doing. Deena says it makes her feel like not talking anymore. Sam says she's glad she got that off her chest and they go to bed. Deena would like to let it die already, because she can't keep hearing these digs. That's not a friend. At all. No, duh. A friend is the person who will get drunk with you in the middle of the day and dance and show her cooka with you. Until she gets pregnant, leaving you without a friend. Life is hard when you're paid to get drunk.

Snooki shows up to get Jenni and Sam for work. Snooki says Danny's just annoying when they're late, because he says it all shift. Jenni takes responsibility for being late and then puts on her makeup while she works. Danny says he's not talking to them, because he's mad at them. He harps on them about offering shot glasses and on and on. Jenni makes a deal with Danny that she can leave as soon as she sells all 108 of his shot glasses -- and she has to stay until they're sold. She pushes them and sells them all, and Danny gives her a congratulatory high-five.

Deena and Mike are apparently planning a double date with their significant others, and Mike gives her props for the good idea. Paula calls and agrees to come over. They call each other "babe" and "sweetheart." So she apparently hasn't seen the grinding footage yet.