Shift ends at the Shore Store and the girls decide to stop at the arcade. The stuffed animal machine is open, so Nicole steals a leopard. Jenni says only Nicole would do that. Snooki: "I'm scared! My heart's beating!" Wait. Is that not normal? Jenni says that she doesn't want to see a mug shot of Snooki 7 months pregnant for stealing a stuffed animal.
Chris shows up for his date, and they head to Deena's room. She tells him that the roommates are annoying her because they are telling her she's clingy to him and doesn't he like that? He says he doesn't like her calling at 4 in the morning, but she's supposed to be a little clingy. Paula shows up and Deena tells us how cute Paula is ("a mix of porn star, but girl next door") and how great she is for Mike. They head out on their double date, which apparently blows Mike's mind. He never thought he'd be wifed up and double-dating.
They joke at dinner about how this is an adjustment period for him, being in a relationship. Mike gets embarrassed at things that Paula says and he worries she's auditioning to be a Meatball, but Meatballs are not ladylike and don't have manners. Paula and Deena head out to smoke together. Mike drinks water and tells us how much he's trying, because he'd normally pull the chute immediately. While they're gone, Mike tells Chris he's not used to this and he likes seeing her for 10 seconds at the tanning salon. He wonders if this will subside, because he isn't sure he can handle it. This is so sad. He is like a 15-year-old in his first awkward relationship. It makes me uncomfortable. Chris tells him those things won't go away. Mike says he doesn't want her to change for him, but some of these things are turning him off. Outside, the girls talk about how comfortable they are with their guys, but Paula says she'll never talk about poop with him. Inside, Mike says that if you're too comfortable together, someone will walk away. Then they ride rides and it's not clear why, but Paula yells and hand-signs about the shocker. Mike tells us this is extremely embarrassing.
They head back home, and Paula tells everyone how romantic their date was. Right, talk of poop and shockers is always romantic. Paula gets ready to go out, while Mike tells everyone else he thinks he bit off more than he can swallow. She comes back downstairs, and he heads up to get ready. Everyone is ready and sitting around. Mike tells everyone that Paula brought up the shocker and they all talk about it. She keeps going and Mike tells us that guys do not like girls talking too open about sex in front of others. She can talk like that all she wants in the bedroom, but not in public. Snooki pipes up: "I like it." Then looks at Vinny for support? Awkward! Snooki informs us she's very open with her sexuality. "And, you know, the shocker is sometimes nice. Not all the time, but sometimes, you know, you're in the mood for a shocker." She's such a weird mix of grandma and slut, describing the shocker as "nice." Just giving poor Lorenzo's classmates more fodder to make fun.