Mike says he's chalking it up and Paula asks what that means. He says he has no control what comes out of her mouth, but when she just sits there and smiles, it's nice. This show is filled with men who have the utmost respect for women, don't you think? I wish every episode had a giant warning label for any young girls watching. Then again, this is the network of Teen Mom, which probably needs a warning even more. So I won't hold my breath. (But, unlike Deena, at least I know how.)

Tonight's mini-scene, crammed between two commercials: Mike, Chris and Paula are out on the downstairs deck, where Mike shows them his Van Damme moves on some mannequin he calls Bob. It's actually more amusing than most of these other weird little deleted scenes or whatever.

After commercials, we're back with Mike repeating the same thing to Paula and Sam saying she'd be hitting him with her clutch. They get up to leave and she talks about her shorts riding up. She apologizes and he says it's okay, that he's chalking a lot of things up. At the club, Jenni tells us that Mike seems to think he's missing out on MVP, but Paula's a catch and "She likes Mike. Who likes Mike?" Good point.

Back at the house, Ron and Sam tell Snooki how over things are for Mike and Paula. Snooki doesn't want that to happen, so Ronni reminds her what he just said about how he likes it when she sits there and just smiles. Snooki agrees that was rude and she'd probably punch Jionni if he said that to her. She heads home and tells Ron and Sam to have fun having sex. She sing-songs, "Make babies tonight" on her way out. Oh, gross. No one needed that.

Back at the club, Mike has left Paula. He says she has no idea where he is, but Jenni tells us that she thinks Paula knows but is trying not to be the clingy girlfriend. Jenni thinks this is a good thing, to let the boys do their thing, "But keep an eye; always keep an eye." An old lady comes and starts dancing with the girls." Deena Jersey Turnpikes with her, which you'd think is weird, but then the old lady does a headstand and other dance moves. Deena admits she just put her to shame. They all hug and tell her how awesome she is.