JWOWW drags Deena out of her dark hole of misery, and Pauly calls Deena the ultimate C word one can say in the universe of Jersey Shore: "Changed." (The F word is "Fake", obviously). This kind of goes in a different direction than my twisted mind would have thought, and Deena starts crying because, why did she kiss that girl? She would have never done that, what is happening?* She expresses that her actions come out of feeling alienated and alone, which I wish is a statement that would come out of Mike's mouth rather than hers. We're getting real here, and it's nice. Also nice: Deena's stuffed animal. What is that, a green raccoon? We end with a healthy jab at Sammi's poor judgement and call it a night.
(*I think it's messed up when people make other feel guilty about their sexual choices, obviously. In some ways it's good that Deena is finding herself and logically working through her emotions, but it could just be her giving into Pauly's slut-shaming and now she's convinced herself that she is wrong for acting on a harmless drunken sexual urge. The reason I hate Dr. Drew Pinksy so much is in part because I once went to a speaking of his and I saw him slut-shame basically an entire freshman class of college women. They were all crying and freaking out and I raised my hand and was given a microphone and told him that it is sexist and unfair to say that girls only ever act on sexual urges because they're weak/insecure/confused/trying to impress men/etc. and then he called me a slut and rolled his eyes! That fuck.)
Pauly, Deena and Snooki wake up at 5 AM to work at the pizza shop. Deena proves to have a decent sense of direction, which I find relieving, since "We can't find anything here!" is a trope that I am quickly growing tired of on this show. They get into cute pizza gear and Pauly starts his game. It's hard to tell if the girls are falling for him and his tan neck or just want to take pictures for when they come back home from study abroad.