Ronnie's on the phone with Hannah, because we're only halfway through the episode and he and Sammi haven't had some terribly violent brawl yet, and we can't have that, can we? JWOWW continues to be great and make strides towards avoiding future blowout fights. Ronnie's telling her to keep her nose out of his relationships, which is his go-to excuse any single time someone catches him red-handed doing something god-awful to his girlfriend.

Back at the pizza shop, Pauly's having a grand ole time while Team Meatball is complaining about their actual hard work and then stuffing themselves into a garbage bag. Hope that doesn't belong to Angelina, am I right?! The ladies pay off a customer and sneak some wine, which, truthfully, is not the first time I have seen a fellow Jersey girl secretly chug alcohol in a restroom. Snooki and Deena are quickly caught, but Snooki swears that they were only attending to Deena's period. Isn't she not allowed to handle the sauce now, or something? Their boss throws the rest of their wine down the sink, and that is literally all of the repercussion they get. A bird then immediately poops on Pauly.

JWOWW and Ronnie shop in tourist trap stands. Ronnie "actually buys Sam something for no reason, just to see the smile on her face," which I'm sure is not out of guilt or anything. Sammi's so happy. This is depressing.

Power duo Snooki and JWOWW go out to eat and talk about making rubber copies of their lovers' penises. Snooki asks if they could later compare dildos, which is awesome. Ron and Sam go out to dinner, too. No dildo talk, but Ron does call her "dude" and uses the phrase "winning" when referring to getting intimate later. Everyone is just really hoping they don't start fighting again.

Snooki remarks that Florence is, "Pretty at night, when you're like, sober and remember." Remember what I said about McDonald's? Let's hold on to that.