Everyone but Snooki and JWOWW go to club YAB. The evening starts out dull, both for the viewer and for the housemates. Vinny unsuccessfully macks it with a girl who is very forward in rejecting his sorry ass. Ron and Sam plant the seedling of a fight over a girl allegedly standing near Ron's abs' vicinity -- but don't worry, she is simply a "fat chick" -- and we watch the little plant grow. Ron stomps home, soon followed by Pauly and Mike (with ladies in tow) and Deena and Sam. Ron says something disgusting to his friend TJ on the phone about where female genitalia belongs and whom it belongs to. The DTF girls leave before anyone gets lucky, Mike calls Brittany, and it seems like the night is ending without too much incident.
Except, that's totally not the case. Sam brings up Mike's factual comments about what Ronnie once said about banging mad chicks, and Ron starts flipping out. Like, the fighting Mike and pushing Sammi and cursing uncontrollably kind of flipping out. I believe we were shown a preview of this in the trailer for this season, but I couldn't really have imagined how quickly the violence escalates. We are only given a taste of the fight tonight, though it's already revealed that Mike at first doesn't want to be involved with Ron's relationship bullshit, but then accepts his challenge once he sees the destruction Ron has already caused to his stuff (just like he did to Sammi's last season).We also know that Mike gets the living crap kicked out of him and ends up in a stretcher.
This is... well, over. The next episode is Sunday night before the VMAs, so check back to see the hilarious way Lady Lola will narrate this disastro.
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