Back home, Sammi and Ronnie pat themselves on the back for being such an amazing couple. They reaffirm their love for one another and say they're rediscovering the love they had in Jersey. What wastes of oxygen. Inside, everyone gangs up on Angelina for lying about dancing with Snooki's guy Dennis, even though everyone saw her. How does she not get caught out like this more often? She's inept at even the lowest level of social function.
Over in the girls' room, Snooki is wasted as she lies in bed awake because she slept all the livelong day. She makes use of her time by tugging on Tom's feet and pulling down the covers as he and JWOWW smush. Try reading a book, honey. Only when JWOWW starts laughing like "WTF?" does Snooki realize she's crossed the border to Inappropriatetown. She runs off sheepishly and takes refuge in Vinny's bed. These two are my favorite. I kind of hope they find everlasting love.
The next morning, Angelina bitches about how dirty her roommates are. She stops making a big show of not cleaning when her friend Gina calls. Elsewhere, the guys get their GTL on. The Situation lays it out simply: "If you don't go to the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you ain't got no clothes." Only there's a slight hiccup when the Cuban dry cleaner can't find the clothes and keeps saying, "¡No ropa por Situation!" Turns out he picked up his clothes yesterday. Whew! Crisis averted. The guys return home and find a note on the door: "Samantha (we met at the club last night) -- my number..." They instinctively delight at the possibility that Sammi was vibing with someone else and there's another potential gossip bomb about to explode in the house, but it's no dice. The note is from Sitch's super-classy Canadian model. Sitch explains the meaning of the note in typical elegant parlance. According to him, it means, "Here's my number. Please call me so we can bang real quick." Which, true.
Lest there be one damn episode of this show without some bullshit SamRo 2.0 debacle, Pauly decides to take matters into his own hands. With the mischievous smile of a six-year-old, he takes The Situation's booty call note and puts it on Ronnie's pillow, next to his sleeping head. He tiptoes back into the common room and grins ear-to-ear, waiting for the drama to begin. Before shit can go down, Sammi goes into the room and picks up the note with a confused look on her face. Pauly can't resist, so he heads in the room to reveal his little prank. Sammi is more confused than amused. Which is her baseline. She's dumb.