Snooki and JWoww, Pauly and Sitch hit up Florida simultaneously, serenaded by the ghost of Enrique Iglesias's mole. The boys win the battle of the bedroom selection, arriving at the house first. The hot tub looks semi-classy, and it doesn't stink like thousands of cigarette butts, Drakkar Noir, and discarded dignity (yet), so I'd say these kids are moving up in the world.
Speaking of moving up in the world, trash bag-less Angelina arrives as they scope out the rooms. She admits she's expecting the worst. Which, if I had pink pockets sticking out of my booty shorts, I probably would as well. And she is on them like bianco on risotto, y'all. She gives each a desperately friendly hug like they're besties from forever, and all they can do is grimace behind her back.
Sitch interviews that he doesn't hate on many people, but he is less than thrilled to see Angelina. He advises her to pick a room so she's not stuck with someone she doesn't like. Without a beat, she asks if she can bunk with them. Oh, sweet irony, I'm glad we've gotten this summer share together! Sitch and Pauly consider Angelina's aforementioned history of cock blocking and momentarily humor her anyway.
They mug and curse up a storm as she lugs her stuff into their room. Pauly wastes no time pointing out her legitimate suitcases and mocking that they still have price tags on them. He considers both sides of having Angelina as a roommate. Con: She's a bitch and a game killer. Pro: She has a vagina. More to the point, she reminds them they've all hooked up and assures each she's up for another round. They decide to let her stay on a temporary basis.
Sammi arrives next. Mike is the first to recognize her "irritating voice" and the first to put it out there that he'd be willing to take Ronnie's scraps this time around. The boys help with Sammi's luggage, leaving Sweetheart to set eyes on Angelina and make a quick catty quip about the short shorts. And let me tell you, if Sammi, who considers shorts appropriate for a romantic date night out is calling you out for your Daisy Dukes, then you need to reconsider the contents of your closet. Just sayin'.
Angelina asks if she and Sammi are cool. Sammi gives her the brush-off, saying she's reserving judgment because she heard about some of Angelina's shit-talking. Angelina demonstrates her maturity and restraint by immediately going over to talk shit about Sammi to The Situation. He interviews that he's looking forward to watching the fireworks between the girls in the house. As Sammi considers her room choice (helped out by a sign that reads, "Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m."), she confesses she's still hurt and nervous about seeing Ronnie again.