A bit later, she heads outside for a smoke. Back inside, JWOWW tells Sammi she's disgusted with Jionni for how he's treating Snooki and how it's ruining Snooki's time in Florence. While they chat, Deena makes a booty call to her cute waiter friend. While she struggles to get a wine bottle open, he arrives and rings the doorbell to no answer. Someone finally notices the door buzzing and sends her over. How does she greet her lovah? "WHO IS IT?!" Ohhhhh, Deena. They head upstairs, where Sammi greets Elis with a little too much verve if you ask me. Seriously, I haven't seen her this enthusiastic in four seasons. While she takes pictures of the f*buddies, Deena knocks over a glass and starts bleeding.
Before you think all the anti-disiacs have been laid out tonight, just wait! Deena, realizing how drunk she is, heads upstairs with Elis to get some fresh air... on the smoking patio. She notices what appears to be a hickey on his neck, which he explains is from his sister. He says they like bite each other playfully like it's most normal thing in the world. That'll sober a girl up real quick. With that, Deena sends Elis packing.
The next day, JWOWW calls Roger to tell him how much she loves him and can't wait to see him in a week when he visits. She updates him on the Jionni saga -- how he berates her and makes her cry every day. JWOWW is especially worried because Jionni will be arriving in Italy in just a few days, and she's not sure Snooki can handle it. She gets off the phone with Roger but continues the conversation with Deena, Sammi, and Ronnie as they go out for lunch. As they head back, they vow to try their best to cheer Snooki up. The hole in their plan, however, is that Snooki doesn't seem to want to be cheered up.
Or, as it turns out, she's just really hung-over. She claims she blacked out. JWOWW and Sammi bring her up to date on what a cretin Jionni is. She says she's never seen Snooki that upset before. Like a serial victim, Snooki blames herself for being drunk. JWOWW says it doesn't matter and adds that Jionni overstepped his bounds by mouthing off to Ronnie. JWOWW says they were considering an intervention. Snooki calls that idea "rude," saying, "You don't have to do a fuckin' intervention, I'm not addicted to heroin. I'm just addicted to my boyfriend's penis, that's all." Ronnie joins the conversation and has nothing good to say about Jionni. Snooki continues to make excuses, but JWOWW doesn't like the control he's trying to exert over Snooki. Snooki insists she's fine, that she's just crying because she misses Jionni, and takes offense that her friends are judging her. She insists Jionni is a really good boyfriend, and JWOWW says she is in denial.