The next morning, Sitch likewise pushes the stripper out the door because she has grown needy, he claims. They'll do that to you! Meanwhile, it always astounds me that these girls will just leave the house and wait on the curb for their taxi to come. I guess it's better than the alternative of actually having to make conversation with The Situation.
Everyone wakes up, and Deena calls up Ronnie's friend Joey because she needs someone to accompany her to the "couples' night" the other girls have planned. Before that, though, it's time for bunny-nanigans! Snooki loves the idea of jumping out from behind a corner and sharing the crap out of JWOWW. Which, maybe if she were tall and the bunny suit looked more like this than this. Alas, she is 4'9", so the impact of the startle surely won't be that great or long-lasting. Regardless, they move forward with the plan, and Deena calls in JWOWW with some dumb excuse. Snooki pops out in the costume, and JWOWW does shriek but then immediately collapses into giggles. Snooki requests that JWOWW not spoil the secret because she wants to sneak up Ronnie when he's "shitting or sleeping." Frankly, I think the sight of Ronnie going number two would be far more traumatic on Snooki than any split-second of fright she could give him.
That night, Deena decides to dress up for her date in angel wings. Ummmm, okay. Jionni arrives with roses for Snooki. Did someone threaten to knock out a kneecap after he departed Florence if he didn't shape up? Because he is suddenly nice now that Snooki's back Stateside. Not that I want him to go back to the verbally abuse prick he was last season, but it's confusing, no? Then again, I guess if you're as controlling as he (clearly) is, then having the object of your scrutiny within a drive will calm you down. That and the regular sex. Which they have in the 15 minutes before everyone's supposed to go out.
Deena's date arrives, as does Paula. When Sitch gripes that he misses Vinny, Paula even offers to be his wingman. I can't tell if that's really cool of her or if she's just lobbying to be the new spokes model for low self-esteem. Then again, she regularly bangs Sitch, so I guess she's already got that deal in the bag. The gang gets ready to head to Bamboo, and Snooki decides to stay in with Jionni -- so worn out are they from all the smushing.