That night, the kids get ready for da club. Sitch mentions (to no one in particular) that his vest -- a two-toned one with a massive cross on the back, FYI -- is the key to his ensemble. Pauly walks around trumpeting that the cabs have arrived, and as they're leaving, JWOWW tells Sitch he looks like a Chippendales dancer. Truth. At the club, everyone takes to his/her requisite position -- Snooki and Ryder dancing on the banquettes, Sammi and Ronnie grinding up on each other, and the boys scoping out their options. They quickly determine that tonight is slim pickins.

Regardless, The Situation takes the floor with any old grenade he can find and starts obnoxiously smacking dat azz. Ronnie and Sammi move from their grinding (thanks God) and sit down to watch and judge. Because they are asshats. Asshats who happen to be right in this instance because at least two girls that Sitch is macking on have to beg him to stop thrust his groin at them and/or humping them against a wall. [Best part of the Sam/Ron convo is that she claims if she met him she'd be like, "hell no" and Ronnie reminds her that she did meet him and she made out with him. Ah, short term memory loss. -- Angel] The Situation says that it had been prophesized that someday a "Pimp of all Pimps" would come and that man is The Situation. Perhaps that explains the religious themed vest. Pauly notes that Sitch's aggression works to his benefit because he looks like a world-class gentleman by comparison.

Eventually, Sitch tires of rejection and tries to round up the gang to go home. Only he's the only one who's ready to leave. He goes so far as to chuck Snooki over his shoulder caveman-style, pulling her away from some random guy she's vibing with. This move warrants dirty looks from all around, especially when Snooki drunkenly starts screaming at him about what an a-hole he is. She pushes him and promises not to forget how he's treating her. He takes it to be business as usual since Snooki has been known to be a drunken mess on occasion. The guys leave, and Snooki follows with Ryder soon after, claiming her mood and her night have been ruined. Everyone arrives home. Sitch gives Snooki the silent treatment. She runs to her room to pout, which he deems the behavior of a 10-year-old. And with the maturity and sexual finesse of a 12-year-old, he's way ahead of the game!