The next morning, the tension is still palpable between the two of them. The guys head out for GTL, while the girls hit a bar with a pool. They invite Sammi, who actually waffles whether she should go play in the sun or spend an hour homebound waiting for Ronnie to come back from the gym. She's worried she'll be stuck talking to JWOWW since Ryder will occupy Snooki's time. She decides to wait, asking Ronnie to validate her choice when he returns from work. He confessionalizes that he's getting fed up with making Sammi's decisions for her.
There's a time-filler bit after Snooki, Ryder, and JWOWW return from the bar, in which Snooki and Ryder make meaningless noises at each other for about five hours while rooting through the refrigerator in an effort to mix more cocktails. They settle on a nutella-vodka milkshake, which ends up tasting "like asshole." It's riveting.
They hit up the liquor store, running into Sitch and co. on the way out. He tries to make nice with Snooki about their confrontation the night before, but she thinks it merits more than a sidewalk apology. She appreciates that Sitch acknowledged his wrongdoing but wants to have a full conversation for some reason. Sitch dismisses her as a drama queen. The girls head back to the house, mix another nasty cocktail, and draw caricatures of the roommates on the blackboard by the telephone. Again, riveting.
That night, Snooki goes around with a camcorder as everyone gets ready. The only interview we see is Sammi's because Snooki asks her if part of her pre-club ritual is masturbation. They both claim it's not. Uh huh. Also, there is a three-way boob grapple between Snooki, JWOWW, and Ryder. Pauly (who answers the phone "House of Love") trumpets the cabs' arrival, and they're off!
Inside the club, they start fist pumping like there's no tomorrow and dancing like no one's watching. Ramona arrives, catching The Situation's attention. Vinny leaves her alone for a single second, and Sitch swoops in for the robbery. Pauly does not approve. When Vinny returns, Ramona tells him about Sitch's dick move. She didn't go for it, but Vinny gets his guard up since this wouldn't be the first time Sitch has engaged in this sort of monkey business. Vinny speculates that Sitch might have a bit of an obsession with him, which is borne out when JWOWW and Pauly notice Sitch staring like a creep at Vinny grinding up on Ramona.