The crowd disperses to get ready for the night out. Since no one sunk to her level, Angelina ups her game by going in her bed to crawl under the covers and pout. Sitch says she expected the others to ask her to come out with her, which is just nonsensical to be the way Angelina sees this whole scenario.

The original seven head out and have the time of their lives. Pauly meets up with his Cubana trick Rocio, but he has to tell her that he's heading back to Rhode Island soon. They're mutually enamored, and she tells him she feels like "the happiest, luckiest girl ever." He jokes back, "That's how I feel: The happiest, luckiest girl, too!" Oh, how I heart him.

Meanwhile, Snooki isn't have as much luck or happiness. She is failing at ticking the boxes on her check list, so she settles for a guy who's sorta tan, sorta built. He isn't as forward as the gorillas she's used to, though, so she interrupts his goofy dancing and literally throws him down onto a banquette. Skirt rising above her ass cheeks, she commands him, "Make out with me." Eventually he does, and Vinny reminds us that Angelina once brought this guy home. Vinny's surprised at Snooky's brass (or desperation?). As Snooki tongues this poor leftover down, JWOWW sits by idly smoking a cigarette and shaking her head.

Back home, Angelina packs her stuff to leave. She claims she didn't want to skulk out like a coward, but the way she places her suitcases right by the door of the courtyard shows she wants everyone to see it as they drunkenly stumble inside, providing maximum possibility for theatrics. Contrived doesn't even begin to cover it. Not to mention that she is literally waiting for them on the couch.

They all eventually pile into cabs and come home, screaming and pointing as they walk in. A smile creeps across her face. It's just as she wanted. The development she didn't plan for was Snooki to bring home her former hook-up. She recalibrates and decides on a more indirect attack, talking trash to the guy about her roommates. They shoot back by bringing up Jose. The man in the middle tries to return to Snooki, but she tells him to go back and have fun with Angelina. Snooki interviews that it's not the first time Angelina has picked up where she left off, smush-wise.