The gang, minus Ronnie, head out for the night. While Snooki takes Vinny's guilty dancing with her as a sign that he might finally be coming around, JWOWW meets some friends of Roger's. After a few minutes of conversation, she realizes that one of them is flagrantly hitting on her. So she tells him to text Roger that she misses him, then makes a quick exit. Subtle yet firm rejection really is an art.

Everyone heads back home. Deena crawls around on the carpet like a drunken cat, and Vinny stumbles his way up to Snooki's bed to cuddle. A few minutes in, he gets cold feet and leaves. The dick part, however, is that he's all, "You don't want to cuddle." Where do these men learn to make women feel like everything's their fault? What a load. Snooki says that Vinny only wants to hook up when he's drunk, and he needs to make up his mind. Wow, there was actually a Degrassi episode about this. Except it involved a transgendered F2M and an alcoholic, both teens. Poor Snooki.

Pauly interviews that Vinny and Snooki's relationship is weird and thinks they should get it over with and have a no-strings smushfest. He says as much to Vinny, but Vinny is skeeved out by the idea of having sex with Snooki one night after she smashed with another guy. Didn't seem to bother him with Angelina. In a weird, sexist way, I guess that means he has respect (and/or feelings?) for Snooki. I don't know whether to be impressed or offended. Which I guess is the unofficial tagline for this show.