Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore

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DeAnn Welker: B | 121 USERS: B-
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‘Everyone Goes to the Drunk Tank’

Next morning, Jenni's had a sleepless night because she hasn't talked to Roger in four days and is worrying about what he's thinking and why he isn't calling; are they done? She calls him and gets his voicemail. She leaves a message that she's upset about what happened, but she loves him. She tries to go back to bed, because she's anxious. Paula gets up and they kiss each other goodbye. Mike's boxing trainer comes over, and he fills him in on how crazy she went after finding out they were official. He compares her to a cheese pizza that suddenly has pepperoni on it, and then tells the trainer he's going to chalk it up to the first-day jitters. Really? Has Mike never been in a relationship? But he says he'd be pretty excited to go out with him too.

Silent close-up of quiet Duck Phone. Jenni's stressing out. Sam's like, "You called him, didn't you?" She says they just need to talk, but Jenni says he won't. She says it's to a point where she can't hide this anymore and she starts crying. She says she's the one who's supposed to be mad at him. Sam says she can be mad and he can be mad and they can work through it. Except, you know, he pushed her. (I am relieved her foot isn't broken, though.) Jenni wonders if she did something terrible that night that she can't remember. Vinny comes in and asks what's going on. The girls ask his perspective, as a guy, and Vinny says this might be the straw that broke the camel's back; it might be one too many fights for him. He always knows what to say. She cries a bunch. It just makes me mad. Jenni can't believe she doesn't even get a "Go F yourself" call after two years. Ron tells Jenni to let him settle down. Sam says, "Listen, I punched Ron in the face. He destroyed my room. Like, shit happens. You work through it." That's right, ladies and gentlemen. This is our example of a "functional" couple on this show. Ron says Roger's 49 years old. Everyone chuckles, but is he joking? I mean, I don't disbelieve that.

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