Ronnie returns to the dance floor, acknowledging that he's "in rare form." Pauly says he hasn't seen him this sloppy since his "single Ronnie" days in Miami. At one point he heads into the bathroom and thrusts his ape-like six pack on poor unsuspecting Britney. Then he declares, "I am the pimp daddy mack of this whole place." All the while he has an indeterminate piece of refuse stuck to his eyelid. He heads back outside and brags to Vinny that he pounded out four girls in three days before they traveled to Italy. Well, I guess I should clarify: Technically, he's talking to Vinny, but it's clear his intended audience is Sammi. Instead of ignoring him, she takes the bait, and things get real tense, real fast. Out of nowhere. Sammi walks off to cry to Snooki while Vinny takes Ronnie aside and tells him not to stir up shit, drunk or sober.

The crew decides to head home. Highlights along the way: Ronnie is bragging to JWOWW about calling "sweet... sugar... Hannah?!" and does a face plant. Somewhere else along the route, Deena is slurring about wanting to hook up with some guy, then points out into the distance -- at a cop! -- and asks, "Is that him?" Sammi, her unfortunate other half in tonight's buddy system, has to shush her with the dire warning, "Public intoxication! Stop!" Deena pipes down for just long enough to get past the carabinieri, then protests, "I love you, but I'M! FINE!" She struggles to get up on the curb, attracting the cop's attention once more. Luckily, they're just a few more stagger-steps away from home. She gets into the house and down she goes!

Sitch retires to his room with Britney while Snooki eats directly from a pork leg that is almost as big as her, dropping prosciutto out of her mouth as she snarls, "She's so ugly." Vinny wonders why she's acting jealous, but Snooki brushes it off. Over la camera di smush room, Sitch gets a blowpop. Girlfriend has barely wiped off her mouth before Sitch offers to order her a taxi. Elegance. Everyone makes a big production of saying arrivederci as Britney shame-scampers out after what I can only guess is about 15 minutes. Snooki: "Toodles, whore." JWOWW: "Hope I never see you again!"