Back at the house, Mike gets a call from Paula, who's pissed off that she's heard that Mike wants to break up with her. He says that he didn't say that, but he did say that she's not the same girl he's spent the past three summers with. He told her he'll probably come see her a little later at work. She starts crying and then he gets all nice, calling her "babe" and "sweetie." He says he's just trying to figure stuff out, just like her, and he'll see her later.

Deena and Snooki take Snooki's wheelchair for a drive together and the cops pull them over for having two people on it. Deena gets off, because she doesn't want to get arrested again. Snooki calls the cops a buzzkill. And that was our cherished deleted scene this week, I guess. Worth it to see the Meatballs being dorks together without showing their cookas.

Shore Store. Vinny, Ron and Jenni are working. They're making joke shirts for the baby and then Ron starts ranting about how Jionni's never around the baby, which makes him a big jerk. Jenni says that, just like Ron would be with Sam, Roger would be pregnant with her. Vinny stays out of this conversation, probably not wanting to cause anymore drama for him and Jionni.

Meanwhile, Snooki is taking her pet penguin -- a balloon -- named Jumanji for a walk on the boardwalk.

Pauly calls in a Shore Store order to Vinny to make a "Let's Make It Unofficial" T-shirt to surprise Mike with after work. Ron makes one that says "G.T.B." for Gym, Tan, Breakup with Paula. Jenni thinks the T-shirt is awful, but Vinny thinks it's hilarious to give to Mike since it was stupid of Mike to make one in the first place. Back at the house, Mike's filling the girls in on how Paula confronted him. Deena wonders if he said no or was like, "Eh." He says he was more like, "Eh." Then Deena tells him his problem was telling everyone. She thinks maybe he wanted it to get back to her. The gang comes in and shows Mike the shirts. Jenni wonders if Mike will be able to go tanning after today and he says he will because he feels they can get past this. The guys and Jenni head out for G.T.L.B. But he doesn't wear either of the T-shirts. See? Classy.