To be fair, JWOWW is also dreading the night to come -- not helped by Snooki burping straight in her face and asking, "Smell that?" Deena rambles some more about missing her friends (who are in the car with her) and playing Frisbee. JWOWW's all, "This sounds like the car ride home, not to the club!" Snooki: "Whaddayagonnadowhadeva..."

That should be the new name of the show. Deena suddenly gets a rough edge to her, spitting out a bleeped string of expletives that ends with, "I have no shame." All Sammi can do is nod her head.

Inside the club, it's more shots for Team Meatballs and all sorts of crrrrrazy sparkler dancing for Ronnie. Please light yourself on fire, please light yourself on fire! Okay... not gonna happen, I guess. Bah. Snooki grows petulant when JWOWW tries to adjust her clothing so her underwear doesn't show. For her part, JWOWW's not happy to take on this maternal role either. While that battle is simmering, Sitch attacks some girl's face with his mouth. Back to the ladies, where Deena is dropping it low in front of a Plexiglas railing. Only, she is going commando. She says later, "Whatever! I forgot to put underwears on!" Like, "So what if I left the AC unit on all day" or "Yeah, I left the TV on. What of it?" Not like "Oh dear, a bunch of strangers just saw my cooch. I'll sure learn from that!" Like Snooki, Deena doesn't like being told what to do, so she keeps dancing as men all around her shatter the ground with their jaws. Sums up JWOWW, "All I know is that Deena needs a wax."

And if you think that will be the apex of the night's ridiculousness, you are just as unable to learn from the past as Deena. Team Meatballs decides to go take a wander over to the dance floor, where Snooki lays her sweet ass down and Deena begins fondling her up and down. At seeing this, JWOWW launches into an unstoppable emphysema cough-laugh fit. One minute Deena backs it up on Snooki, the next they are full-on making out. And no one can really say it better than the roommates --

Sammi: What the fuck is going on? Because Nicole is all about Jionni, and Deena, like... are you lesbian?!
JWOWW: Nicole and Deena are digesting each other's tongues. I am so skeeved out, I want to throw up.
Vinny (to Pauly): Does that turn you on?
Pauly: No!

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