Snooki cheers a little bit that she has a disabled friend to hang out with. They're going to make her a custom splint for now, and she might ultimately need a cast. Snooki asks for a note from the doctor because all of the roomies are going to think she's exaggerating if she doesn't have proof. Jenni says her summer at Seaside on crutches is going to be super fun, and she might need surgery (which I didn't hear the doctor say, so she might actually be exaggerating). Now she's decided she won't call Roger, because she's mad she's the one on crutches.

The guys are all having lunch together and talking about how annoying Jenni is, and how they feel bad for Roger. They think she's definitely going to milk this. Ronnie is really proud of himself for saying that Jenni should have gone to Bitching University and graduated with a bitch-achelor's degree. He chuckles. I do not.

In case we didn't know that JWOWW is a big old drama queen, she talks about how she can't go to the club, can't go to the gym, can't go tanning. Which she says is everything she knows in her life, on feet. It's all gone. She is in mourning. All the girls are home to hear what happened, and they all feel for her. Especially when they find out she has to be on crutches for four to six weeks. Deena actually thought she was just being dramatic. Sam thinks it's messed up that Roger broke her foot. THANK YOU.

The guys get home, and Sam and Deena tell them what happened. They all think she's milking it. Vinny makes fun of how she was trying to punch Roger, and now feels like she was the injured party. Deena and JWOWW have a deep talk about what this means for her relationship. She doesn't know whether she should break up with him. She is just shocked, and hates that this had to happen at all, because she doesn't know how to deal with it. Which makes sense. It's not like any of these people has a proper education or has been taught how relationships should work, and how men should treat women. Or at least there is no evidence to indicate that.