Now that all the drama's over - for now - tonight the crew is going to Karma. Do they have a required number of nights that they have to visit the clubs for this show? Or do they really like to party this hard? Jenni has decided she's going to Karma with her busted leg and getting wasted. Snooki has decided that she's going to Karma, too, but she promises it won't be like before - with her all drunk and showing her cooka. She's going to just sit in the back, and be disabled with Jenni together. Oh, and P.S., all of Vinny's family is here. And so is Deena's boy, Chris. She's Jersey Turnpiking with him. Of course. Snooki says she really wants to be drinking. She thinks that next summer she'll be dancing on bars again, but she will try not to show her cooka because she's a mom now. But, she acknowledges, it does slip out sometimes. "It happens."
Vinny's Uncle Nino is all over Jenni, and everyone's laughing. Vinny says he's the uncle you don't want to leave your kids around. Obviously. Jenni says being drunk is masking the pain of both Roger and her ankle. Ladies are hitting on Mike, and Jenni tells all the ladies that he's got a girlfriend. Ryan - Roger's angry friend from Bamboo - asks Mike why Jenni's such a bitch. Mike says he's single, and he and chicks love each other, but he does walk away because the last thing he wants to do is hurt Paula. Everyone at the club pressures Mike to drink, and he says that he's a ripped up dude like Rambo who can jump and kick like Van Damme, so it's not a good idea to mess with him. Right. Just ask that wall in Italy.
Mike's about to get in a fight with someone, but he doesn't - despite Ryan egging him on. What is with this guy? Anyway, Mike heads home and talks about how he's just dealing with being the guy who goes out and can't drink. I know it's weird, but I'm sort of proud of him. I mean, finally at 150, he's grown up. I think I need therapy. He gets home, and no one else is there. He calls Paula and tells her that he got home, and didn't have a good time at all. He says he wanted to fight everybody because he was in a bad mood. He asks her to come over, and she says she will. Mike goes to bed, and everyone else gets home. Deena changes her clothes, and wants to keep drinking. She ends up popping her big blue ball, and drunk Ron and Sam crack up at her. She crawls inside the blue ball, and does the drunkest poetry in the world about losing her best ball. Paula arrives, and Pauly D takes her up to Mike, which he says is the perfect gift for Mike after his rough night. She rubs his back, as he says he's had a rough night and Paula's been there through thick and thin. Next morning, Paula gets up and leaves.