Then Deena gets up, still drunk it seems, and asks Sam to be her new Meatball. But Sam won't come, so Deena goes out by herself. She doesn't even get dressed or brush her hair. She just heads out to find a new Meatball. She starts taking shots with random girls, and tells them they have to dance. "That's what a Meatball does." She says no one auditioning is really that good at this. But you've got to deal with what you got. Did anyone think there was something Snooki might be good at that no one else is capable of?
Back at the house, Mike gets a delivery of chocolates from Paula, and decides he needs to take himself off the market and declare Paula his girlfriend. Vinny says there might be a Mrs. Situation. "I feel sorry for that girl." Mike says Paula found the combination to his heart: good sex and chocolate.
At the bar, Deena goes from dancing on the bar to bawling her face off about how much she misses Nicole. People are like, "Awww." But I think it's because they think Deena's, like, mentally challenged. Let's keep in mind that it is still morning. At least in their world, since they just woke up. Deena's a train wreck. MTV must be thankful Deena came along in time to replace Snooki during her pregnancy. Deena heads to the boardwalk, because she wants to get another giant blue ball to replace the one she popped last night. She wins it, and kisses the carnie running the booth.
Next morning, Snooki heads over to the Shore House. Jenni fills Snooki in on what happened after she left: She found a wheelchair and danced around in that. Snooki says she doesn't know why Jenni's being so fun without her. "She's so annoying." Speaking of being fun without Snooki, Deena's walking her ball (no, really) down the boardwalk. She stops at the Shore Store, and Danny asks why she's by herself and who let her out of the house like that. He offers her a coffee, but she doesn't want one. She wants alcohol, so she gets to take an employee to audition to be a Meatball. They go to party it up.