Dinner. Mike burns himself on a hot dish. They decide to tell stories, so JWOWW asks what it was like when they first had sex. Three of them first had sex in their car. Pauly and Mike are among them, so they fist-bump about it. Vinny says he's going to be celibate, and... crickets. Then Pauly says that's stupid. Vinny says he set a personal goal for himself. He can hang out with girls, but no sex. Then we find out Vinny masturbated in the shower that morning. Which we really don't need to know. Snooki tells them she has an announcement and Pauly's like, "What big announcement could she have? She's pregnant." She tells them she's thinking of getting her own place. Everyone looks serious, so we go to a commercial.
Snooki tells them again after the commercial. JWOWW is not prepared for this. Snooki says she wants to hang out, but she doesn't want to ask them to shut up or not bring home girls. She says she's just not comfortable living in a party house while she's six months pregnant. She says she was up for two hours after they got home the previous night. They all think it's understandable. Even Jenni, although it makes her sad to not have Nicole sleeping in the bed next to her like she has been for six seasons. But they all realize it's Lorenzo who has to leave. She says not to give up her bed, though, because she might want to sleep there. Vinny thinks Snooki is growing up. And they sort of all are. Which is awesome, right? But not really that entertaining to watch.
Next time: Deena cries some more. Paula loves Mike. Blah. It's almost over.
DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, didn't think people could grow up at the Jersey Shore. You can contact her at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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