After dinner, JWOWW gets on the phone and bitches to her boyfriend Tom about what a hag Sammi is and how they're not friends anymore. Summary: JWOWW is a breath away from hitting a bitch.
The next morning, Angelina and Sammi brave the torrential downpour to man the gelato shop. Because she has no other options, Sammi apologizes for treating Angelina badly earlier and tells Angelina that she considers her a friend now. Sammi interviews that she still holds a grudge against the other girls for not owning up to writing the note. Remember how all the guys said Sammi was stupid enough to find out everything Ronnie had done and still go back to him? Remember how that seemed harsh at the time? Now add to that befriending Angelina. Ummmm, yeah.
So naturally Angelina leverages this shit inasmuch as her puny brain allows. She starts with a general statement: "I want to tell you things, but I feel like I can't tell you things." Because Sammi's even punier brain is working overtime against common sense, she immediately puts every ounce of her trust (at least the trust she hasn't idiotically put in Ronnie) into Angelina. Angelina doesn't say anything directly, but she pretty clearly acknowledges that Snooki and JWOWW wrote the note, all the while explicitly denying that she wrote it. It's true, yet so dirty... And this is how household rivalries are born!
Meanwhile, Vinny gets out his finest faux bling crucifix in honor of Melissa, The Situation's sister (and Vinny's Jersey Shore hook-up), visiting the house. Even with all the jewelry, he's still giggling like a school girl when she takes the grand tour. Somebody has a crush!
Eventually, they all get ready for da club. Once there, everyone get his/her game on, including Vinny with Melissa. More worthwhile, however is the game of cat and mouse that The Situation is playing with a crimpy-haired dominatrix that Pauly quickly pegs for a shemale. All the housemates, save Sitch, explain it's a Miami rule that, if you have to take a minute to think about whether a hot chick might be a tranny, you're already done for. Cut to an interview with Sitch looking the most flummoxed I've ever seen him. He swears it was the first time, that he doesn't know what he was thinking, but that he's a trooper. He's The Situation!
While The Situation expands his horizons, JWOWW and Snooki talk smack about Sammi. A little bit later, Ronnie spots Sitch, Angelina, and Pauly, who has messed-up hair -- a sure sign he's drunk off his face -- heading into a cab. It's obviously been a slow night because, tranny-baiting aside, Pauly ends up making out with Angelina in the back of the cab. Sitch wonders where his sister's going to sleep, so Angelina smugly offers her bed since she'll obviously be sleeping in Pauly's. Just be prepared to wake up covered in shellac, girl. It's worth noting that Pauly and Sitch share a wide-eyed look at that possibility. Angelina doesn't seem to get that she's no better than the busty blonde from earlier in the episode. If she didn't happen to live in the house, any one of these guys would have a cab for her before she could say landmine.