Everyone gets ready for bed. No partying. Deena misses her boyfriend, who she says she's been with for nine months. Mike says not drinking and partying will be hard for him, because he's never done that here. At least he doesn't have to give up GTL, though. They get up in the morning to get that started. They all wake up before 9:30, which pisses Snooki off. She stomps around the house angry, because she'd really appreciate if all of these people would be hung-over so she could sleep in. She heads to the gym with the rest of them, though. JWOWW says this is a miracle for them all to be up and going to the gym. Now Snooki's sad that she can't work out as hard as everyone else because she's restricted. Mike tells Snooki she's glowing, which she thinks is awkward.
They go to tan, where Paula's working. Mike kisses her in public, which is a HUGE deal because this show is completely boring now. Snooki can't tan, which Vinny says is like a fish just staring at the ocean. Funniest part of the episode. Which is so sad. Pauly says he no longer has competition for being the tannest, because Snooki can't tan.
The girls are all out to eat and Deena breaks down crying. She just misses her boyfriend so much. They all talk her through it, because JWOWW and Snooki have both been there, done that. Sammi tells her she thought she'd gotten her period at the table and couldn't get up. Really? That is your first thought when a friend cries? Weird. Sam interviews that it's going to be a long summer. She's one to talk about other people's drama making this show boring. Not that she's wrong.
Later, everyone's getting ready for Karma, except Snooki, who's going on a date with Jionni to keep herself from being upset that she can't go to Karma. By the way, Snooki can't tell time. And Deena falls off the hammock. Everyone gathers to mourn Snooki's loss. No, really. That's what it seems like. Because having a baby is so depressing if it means you can't take shots. She asks the gang to take some shots for her. Jionni shows up with flowers and Nicole thinks they might hook up, but she doesn't know. "I'm feeling very gassy." Classy. There's some minor drama about Vinny and Jionni not saying hi to each other. Apparently Jionni wants to kill Vinny. Which is weird, because I thought Mike was the one who told Jionni he hooked up with her.