Then Mike ends up somehow explaining himself to Paula, telling her he didn't do anything, but girls hit on him a lot. She asks who he's thinking about at the end of the day, which is all she cares about. He tells her he cares about her more than anyone else in the club. She apologizes, and goes to get a drink. Then a girl with big boobs hanging out starts rubbing all over him. He informs us he's sober and good-looking, which is the best thing. He's sort of hiding around a corner with this girl, and Jenni doesn't like it because Paula's watching. Paula comes over to tell Mike goodbye, and just tells the girl, "It's okay, sweetheart. You won't see the sunlight anyway." Mike informs us that he comes from a long line of ninjas, but his skills might not be so great since he didn't see Paula come from out of nowhere.

On the walk home, Mike's got his boob girl, Pauly's got a girl (he informs us he needs to get it in because he's backed up; he has the decency to laugh at himself for saying that, but still: ew). Mike's girl is so drunk she falls over and her boobs fall out. Mike realizes she's way too sloppy and he's going to have to send her on her way. So he kisses her goodbye. Pauly brings this girl straight upstairs, and Sam informs us that it's been three weeks for Pauly, and he needs to just get it in, and get her out. Everyone in the whole house is listening to Pauly's bed banging. Seriously, everyone. They end up exchanging numbers, and Pauly immediately sends the girl away. He says she was a cool chick, and he might hit her up. But, if I were the girl, I wouldn't hold my breath.