Jersey Shore
Ep. |
Title |
Air/Pub'l |
Grade |
Author |
| 5-12 Weecap |
Reunited, And It Feels So... Gawd!Reunion - The most boring season of the show ended with the most boring reunion ever, mostly focusing on The Situation's pathetic, ineffective attempt to destroy Snooki. |
2012.03.22
2012.03.23 |
D- | Lady Lola |
| 5-11 Weecap |
The BitchuationWe Are Family - The Situation reacts petulantly to Pauly and Vinny's dumb prank, then threatens one last Unit-assisted gossip takedown to no avail. Vinny beds two lesbians. The kids say goodbye to the Shore House... for good? |
2012.03.15
2012.03.16 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 5-10 Weecap |
"Bacon, Egg, and Cheese... Your Girl Blew Me"One Meatball Stands Alone - The Situation drops the bomb on Jionni, who couldn't care less. Somehow it leads to the world's longest, least interesting food fight. While the others go "camping," Pauly and Vinny pull a prank that could not in any possible scenario result in hilarity commensurate with the effort it demanded. |
2012.03.08
2012.03.09 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 5-9 Weecap |
Vagina Mold, Truth Be ToldThe Truth Will Set You Free - JWOWW gives Roger a clone-a-cooter kit for their one-year anniversary. Deena ends her non-relationship with Joey. The Situation is forced to go it alone when The Unit is arrested for public intoxication, foiling Sitch's 976th attempt at Operation: Jionni Jump. |
2012.03.01
2012.03.02 |
C- | Lady Lola |
| 5-8 Weecap |
Bait & SitchSharp Objects - The kids catch crabs. Like, actual crustaceans. Lola the prostitute bunny makes her Karma debut. JWOWW confronts Pauly's stalker. And Snooki goes on another bender... right into Vinny's arms (hopefully!). |
2012.02.23
2012.02.24 |
F | Lady Lola |
| 5-7 Weecap |
Gateau Get Through ThisLove at the Jersey Shore - JWOWW makes up with Roger and wears her Filthiest Couture yet. Deena smashes on dirty dishes. And the latest round of "Blame The Situation" centers on a cake. Not even Funfetti either! |
2012.02.16
2012.02.17 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 5-6 Weecap |
The Tri-Funk-Ta, or Meatball WalkingThe Follow Game - JWOWW's relationship continues its downward spiral. The Meatballs dip out of work. Sitch establishes a tenuous, foundation-less friendship with Snooki and relishes the trash-talking possibilities of his brother smash-and-dashing Deena's sister. And we meet my new personal hero, Pauly's stalker. |
2012.02.09
2012.02.10 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 5-5 Weecap |
CocksureNothing But Nice - The Situation suffers a nervous breakdown and his zipper follows suit, exposing Little Sitch to everyone in the house. JWOWW also sees her relationship with Roger break down. And Snooki has problems downtown. |
2012.02.02
2012.02.03 |
B+ | Lady Lola |
| 5-4 Weecap |
A Swarm of BitchesFree Vinny - Under the threat of new roommates, the gang convinces Vinny to return, mental health be damned! The girls throw a surprise birthday bask for Pauly and The Situation. Sammi gets in a hair-pulling, mascara-running girl fight at da club. Oh, and Snooki purchases a bunny suit with which to terrorize people. |
2012.01.26
2012.01.27 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 5-3 Weecap |
The Situation GloomDropping Like Flies - The roommates cope with Vinny's departure. Pauly and The Situation celebrate their birthdays, but Pauly gets more attention (being liked will do that to a person), so Sitch gets grumpy. |
2012.01.19
2012.01.20 |
C+ | Lady Lola |
| 5-2 Weecap |
No Chain, No GainOne Man Down - Vinny battles with, and succumbs to, anxiety before leaving the Shore House. Pauly's trick absconds with an important piece of jewelry. |
2012.01.12
2012.01.13 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 5-1 Weecap |
Gee, Unit!Hurricane Situation - The gang is back at the Shore, ready to be terrible in their natural habitat. |
2012.01.05
2012.01.06 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 4-13 Weecap |
Crouching Tiger, Hidden SituationSeason 4 Reunion - The kids reunite to discuss The Situation's d-baggery, Team Meatballs' Sapphic dalliance, Pauly and Vinny's HoYay!, Ronnie's swagger jacking, and more. |
2011.10.20
2011.10.21 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 4-12 Weecap |
Same Shit, Different CountryCiao, Italia - The editors earn their paychecks by stretching about 10 minutes of content into an entire hour, dragging up gems like SamRo 2.0 smushing, the kids hanging clothes on a clothesline, and an eleventh-hour tour of the city. Jersey, here they come! |
2011.10.20
2011.10.21 |
D+ | Lady Lola |
| 4-11 Weecap |
Knockin' the Dust OffSituation Problems - Team Meatballs goes on a two-day bender until their bodies literally shut down. The kids have their last Sunday dinner, and talk turns to their return to Jersey, wherein everyone suddenly turns on The Situation. It would be kind of heartbreaking if it weren't utterly self-inflicted. |
2011.10.13
2011.10.14 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 4-10 Weecap |
About Last Night...Damage Is Done - The guys visit Vinny's relatives in Sicily, and the girls go wine tasting in Tuscany. Before, during and after, Snooki suffers the fallout of her drunken smush with Vinny and pretty much brings down the whole house with her. The Situation stirs and stirs and stirs the pot. |
2011.10.06
2011.10.07 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 4-9 Weecap |
BYOK (Bring Your Own Karma)Three Men and a Snooki - Sent into emotional upheaval by Jionni's abrupt exit, Snooki has the best idea ever! The roommates recreate Karma in Florence, complete with track suits and poufs. But it wouldn't be Jersey without The Situation stirring up trouble and Snooki making bad decisions in regard to Vinny. |
2011.09.29
2011.09.30 |
A- | Lady Lola |
| 4-8 Weecap |
Meatball Meltdown"Where Is My Boyfriend?" - Snooki is on a major losing streak, first forfeiting her license post-police car collision, then losing her boyfriend and, in turn, her dignity after a drunken night of stripper dancing at the club. |
2011.09.22
2011.09.23 |
C- | Lady Lola |
| 4-7 Weecap |
"Whaddayagonnadowhadeva..."Meatball Mashup - The gang takes a beach weekend in Riccione, where Snooki and Deena get so off-their-face wasted that they get on each other's faces -- and maybe more. In case that train wreck wasn't sufficient, they get back home where Snooki promptly has a car wreck (with a police cruiser). |
2011.09.15
2011.09.16 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 4-6 Weecap |
Team Meatballs, Attack!Fist Pump, Pushups, Chapstick - Pauly and Vinny dress up as super guidos (by which we mean they put on their same old clothes and act roughly the same). Snooki and Deena inadvertently get into a club brawl... with each other. SamRo 2.0 get back together. Again. And Ronnie plays therapist to both Situation and Snook. |
2011.09.08
2011.09.09 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 4-5 Weecap |
Buttheads and Head ButtsAnd the Wall Won - Ronnie and The Situation's explosive argument ends with Sitch in the hospital. But not for the reason you would think -- or hope. On the upside, he comes home awesomely doped up and crying. Ronnie decides to end things with Sammi. Again. So he buys her a dozen roses? Oh, Ronnie. |
2011.08.28
2011.08.29 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 4-4 Weecap |
The C WordCrime and Punishment - Snooki avoids a break up, Deena has a breakthrough and Ronnie just breaks shit. |
2011.08.25
2011.08.26 |
C | Rachel Stein |
| 4-3 Weecap |
Two Twits Are Better Than OneTwinning - Sitch almost hooks up with twins, until one of them -- a supposed virgin -- hooks up with Deena and then Vinny instead. And then Sitch and Snooki's friendship ends over someone's lies (though it's not clear whether they're Sitch's or Snooki's). And the real shocker: Ron and Sam get back together without any drama. |
2011.08.18
2011.08.19 |
D | DeAnn Welker |
| 4-2 Weecap |
Don't Smush Where You EatLike More Than a Friend - Pauly rejects Deena. Snooki rejects The Situation. Ronnie rejects Sammi. The rainbow hot tub welcomes Vinny with open jets. |
2011.08.11
2011.08.12 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 4-1 Weecap |
Festa è Qui! (That's Italian for "Party's Here!")Going To Italia - The gang goes to Italy. The Situation thinks he has a shot with Snooki. JWOWW is emaciated. Pauly remains enthusiastic as ever. Everyone seems happy... for now. |
2011.08.04
2011.08.05 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 3-14 Weecap |
So Crappy TogetherSeason 3 Reunion Show - The gang comes together, but it's the split-ups between SamRo 2.0 and Snooki and Vinny that provide the evening's only noteworthy moments. |
2011.03.31
2011.04.01 |
F | Lady Lola |
| 3-13 Weecap |
Out with a WhimperAt the End of the Day - Sammi and Ronnie agree that their biggest regret in life is each other. |
2011.03.24
2011.03.25 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 3-12 Weecap |
Drunk-Dialing ConnieA House Divided - Snooki tires of Vinny considering her a last-resort hook-up. Things calm down for SamRo 2.0 until The Situation has a drunken phone conversation with Ronnie's mom and leaps back in to stir the pot again. |
2011.03.17
2011.03.18 |
C+ | Lady Lola |
| 3-11 Weecap |
GTF -- Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is TextingGTF -- Gym, Tan, Find Out Who Sammi Is Texting - Vinny gets a spray tan. The kids have a water balloon fight. The Situation stirs up shit, literally between JWOWW's dogs and figuratively between SamRo 2.0. |
2011.03.10
2011.03.11 |
D- | Lady Lola |
| 3-10 Weecap |
Kraft DisserviceA Cheesy Situation - Ronnie adjusts to Sammi's return. Snooki gives in to her feelings for Vinny. The Situation finds a girl even cheesier than himself. |
2011.03.03
2011.03.04 |
B+ | Lady Lola |
| 3-9 Weecap |
Meatballs & MarshmallowsKissing Cousins - Snooki's slutty ways (a.k.a. the Jersey Shore double standard) catch up with her. Sitch gets ditched by the guys, but only after sending Snooki & Deena in a cab to New York City, which they don't realize until the Statue of Liberty smacks them with her torch. And Sammi makes her inglorious return. |
2011.02.24
2011.02.25 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 3-8 Weecap |
Ron Ron BluesThe Great Depression - Ronnie mopes around like a baby. Fed up with teasing, Deena cries like a baby. Snooki breaks her dry spell and possibly makes a baby. |
2011.02.17
2011.02.18 |
C- | Lady Lola |
| 3-7 Weecap |
"Now That's a Break-Up Right There."Cabs Are Here! - The inconceivable finally happens, and we begin to care about SamRo 2.0, if only because they've crushed our souls like so many of Sammi's possessions after a massive blowout that activates Ronnie's Hulk mode. With that, Sammi leaves the shore house for good. |
2011.02.10
2011.02.11 |
A | Lady Lola |
| 3-6 Weecap |
The Longest Break-UpShould We Just Break Up? - Sam and Ron finally end the worst relationship in the history of reality TV (and, come on, there have been some bad ones), putting the nation out of our misery. Pauly, meanwhile, invites his stalker over. |
2011.02.03
2011.02.04 |
C- | DeAnn Welker |
| 3-5 Weecap |
Sucker PunchedDrunk Punch Love - After another epic SamRo 2.0 blowout, Sammi finally realizes the error of her haggish ways and brokers a truce with JWOWW. Vinny gets cock-blocked by some girl's uncle. And Deena develops an unsavory reputation among Shore dwellers. |
2011.01.27
2011.01.28 |
C | Lady Lola |
| 3-4 Weecap |
Let Freedom StingFree Snooki - Snooki gets out of the clink and gets sober... for now. JWOWW gets out of her relationship and gets a new man. Deena gets with a Ronnie doppelganger. |
2011.01.20
2011.01.21 |
C | Lady Lola |
| 3-3 Weecap |
Crunk & DisorderlyWhere's the Beach? - Sammi squashes her problems with Snooki and Deena even as she waffles over whether to stay with Ronnie. Vinny proves himself the champ at finding DTF girls. And Snooki is sent to the clink for being drunk and annoying. |
2011.01.17
2011.01.18 |
A | Lady Lola |
| 3-2 Weecap |
Karma's a BitchIt's Gonna Be an Interesting Summer - Sammi isolates herself into a catharsis. Vinny gets the last laugh on The Situation for the robberies of yesteryear. |
2011.01.13
2011.01.14 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 3-1 Weecap |
Deena-mite!Back to the Shore - The kids return to the lair of the Duck Phone, wherein SamRo 2.0 immediately alienate everyone with a prick move. Tension boils over immediately with a weird flow of events that leads from new housemate Deena's cuca to the fighting fists of Sammi and JWOWW. |
2011.01.06
2011.01.07 |
A- | Lady Lola |
| 2-14 Recap |
Remembrance of Things SmashedReunion - The gang looks back on all the highlights and lowlights of Season 2. |
2010.10.28
2010.10.29 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 2-13 Weecap |
They Came, They Saw, They SmashedBack into the Fold - The gang finally packs up and leaves Miami -- but not before sneaking in a couple gratuitous 11th-hour conflicts. |
2010.10.21
2010.10.22 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 2-12 Weecap |
Five Minute RuleDéjà Vu All Over Again - Shame on Pauly D as The Situation thwarts his game two times. Trouble resumes between Sammi and Ronnie. And Snooki is ready to quit this bitch. |
2010.10.14
2010.10.15 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 2-11 Weecap |
Ryder on the StormGirls Like That - Tension grows between Snooki and The Situation. Sammi and JWOWW officially pronounce their friendship dead. Vinny gets a second chance with the girl who stood him up. |
2010.10.07
2010.10.08 |
C | Lady Lola |
| 2-10 Weecap |
Hook-Ups & Beat DownsGone, Baby, Gone - Angelina is finally served her walking papers. The Situation brings home a screamer. And Snooki drafts a 15-point check list for her perfect Guido gorilla juicehead. |
2010.09.30
2010.10.01 |
B | Lady Lola |
| 2-9 Weecap |
Angelina Hag-erinaDirty Pad - Angelina lies, attempts to cheat (again), and steals away a used tampon on the bathroom floor, yet she somehow thinks tritely bringing up the double standard in the house makes her less disgusting. JWOWW's boyfriend visits, and Snooki playfully cock blocks them before escaping to Vinny's bed. |
2010.09.23
2010.09.24 |
B- | Lady Lola |
| 2-8 Weecap |
Nice Guys Finish LastAll in the Family - Angelina escapes practically unscathed from her cheating lite one-nighter with Vinny, while Vinny himself gets clowned by a dancer from da club. Sometimes this world just ain't right. |
2010.09.12
2010.09.13 |
C | Lady Lola |
| 2-7 Weecap |
In Which We Learn About the Communal Smush RoomSleeping with the Enemy - Sammi proves once and for all that she is a dumb, hateful hag. Vinny has now hooked up with 50% of the women in the house. |
2010.09.09
2010.09.10 |
B+ | Lady Lola |
| 2-6 Weecap |
When Sitchy Met TrannyNot So Shore - Sammi is too moronic to deduce who wrote the letter, so she doubles up on stupidity and starts a fist fight with JWOWW. Sitch runs out of girls and nearly hits it with a tranny. |
2010.09.02
2010.09.03 |
C | Lady Lola |
| 2-5 Weecap |
Mail Call-OutThe Letter - Sammi finally finds the letter telling her that "Ron gets with fat chicks," yet no one will take credit for this stupendous turn of phrase. The house falls into chaos. |
2010.08.26
2010.08.27 |
F | Lady Lola |
| 2-4 Weecap |
Breaking Plates & Broken RecordsBreaking Up - Sammi's done. No, really this time. Okay, maybe not... Plus, letter writing hasn't been this treacherous since seventh grade. |
2010.08.19
2010.08.20 |
D | Lady Lola |
| 2-3 Weecap |
Hate in This ClubEpisode 3 - Grenades threaten the security of the house. Angelina makes amends. Snooki rides a cement camel. Ronnie and Sammi blah blah blah. |
2010.08.12
2010.08.13 |
C | Lady Lola |
| 2-2 Weecap |
Sleeping with the EnemyThe Hangover - It's official: Everyone in the house hates Angelina. Also, Ronnie and Sammi prove endlessly effective at stirring up drama, yet utterly useless at being interesting. |
2010.08.05
2010.08.06 |
C- | Lady Lola |
| 2-1 Weecap |
Mamma MIAGoin' South - Like an unstoppable tanning oil spill, America's favorite Guidos and Guidettes wash up on South Beach for the next 100 days or so. |
2010.07.29
2010.07.30 |
B | Lady Lola |
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