Speaking of which, JWOWW clomps outside in her icky yellow lace-paneled satin dress and her clunky shoes to find Sitch. She tells him all the others want is recognition for caring about him and some sign that he cares about them, too. Yeah. That's what this is about. Feelings. Uh huh. She wonders how they'll ever all live together again if he keeps being such a hard-headed douche. Then dollar signs appear in both their eyes, and they're all, "Oh yeah." Sitch acts all dramatic, as is his role, and she plays the peacemaker, as is hers. [Note: This segments plays out eerily like a scripted "behind the scenes" scene typically seen on WWE Smackdown but with no payoff whatsoever. -- Rachel.] Commercials.
Back inside, Sitch has returned for another $100,000 beat down. He basically reads the script JWOWW handed him from the producers, apologizing for walking out on his roommates. They accept.
Time for some levity! Paffrath welcomes Deena to the couch. Cue the Field & Stream package. Yep! Just as boring as the first time we saw it, even at a fraction of the runtime. There is an overly long discussion of these two desperation-bred time fillers. Highlights: Pauly says sharks are attracted to spray tans, and Ronnie snarks about Snooki, "She only knows how to pitch a tent in a guy's pants!" (How long has he been holding that in reserve?) The only thing I got out of this ridiculous exchange was that stomach-churning feeling of regret when I realized I should have named that recap "The Blair Sitch Project." Missed connections!
Bromance segment, OH YEAH! In introducing the package about Vinny's mental breakdown, Paffrath actually insinuates that he was just a weak mama's boy who couldn't handle reality. Shut it, Paff. Then again, the whole poorly conceived package ended with Vinny banging two lesbians, so... well... there's still nothing redeeming going on there. In quick tandem -- with nothing but an obvious Ron Ron Joke about how threesomes clear out your testicles -- we get a package about VP's Operation: Inside Out, Pauly's Stalker's Operation: Guido DJ Freak-Out, and then more of O:IO, specifically what a bitch Sitch is.