Paffrath calls the two of them to the hot seat. Facing more of Snooki's mockery, Sitch suggests that she's behaving like a kindergartner who mistreats her crush. Snooki calls him a douchebag and makes a truly unfortunate word selection when she tells him, "Nobody has ever done me like you did." He can only smirk and say, "That's true..." Paffrath throws to a package about Snooks' and Sitch's tumultuous relationship. There are a few clips where people don't 100% take Snooki's side, so she tells everyone in the house besides Deena to fuck off. JWOWW angrily screams how she chased Jionni through the streets of Florence, but Snooki is on the war path. She calls her roommates fake and says she hates them. Vinny thinks the Snooki doth protest too much. When asked if anyone believes Snooki, Deena and JWOWW both vouch that her story remained consistent about the alleged SitchJob. Not really helping, JWOWW's all, "She banged Vinny on camera, so why would she lie about something that nobody would ever see?" Further not helping, Snooki says the only person she would have hooked up with would have been Pauly. Way to deflect from being a slut by... kind of acting slutty.
Paffrath wonders how Ronnie feels about this whole saga since he was at the center. He has no remorse for ratting Sitch out since that's what Sitch has been doing to him for years now. Moving on, Snooki questions Sitch's motivations in telling Ronnie about his supposed feelings instead of her. Sammi thinks it was totally out of left field, and JWOWW deems his talk of Snooki's alleged sex acts disrespectful. Sammi also thinks his whole ruse about having The Unit call Jionni was out of line. After a lot of screaming between Sitch, Deena, and Sammi, Paffrath asks Snooki what she feels about how things transpired. Snooki says she's over it, and Sitch thinks her indifference signals guilt. So if she gets mad, she's guilty? And if she stops caring, she's guilty? All right. As long as we're clear.
Deena takes the hot seat next as is met by a package about her indiscriminate, bicurious quest for love and her pregnancy scare. Deena says after she found out she wasn't pregnant, "I was like, 'Wooooooo! Let's take a friggin' shot!'" Wow, that's everything that's wrong with these people. Paffrath asks, "Deena, if you were pregnant, were you hoping in some way, shape, or form that the baby was Pauly's?" At this, he literally jumps off his seat. Images of Deena collecting Pauly's sperm in his sleep run through my head. Paffrath wonders if Deena feels she failed in her quest for love. Deena insists it wasn't her fault. She does admit, "Listen, I know I'm whacked out" -- cue vigorous nodding from Ronnie -- "I know I'm weird, and [these guys' behavior was] weird to me... This is not okay."