Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore

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DeAnn Welker: C+ | 100 USERS: C+
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Baby Shower Problems

Back at the house, Jenni's telling Vinny he needs to come to the baby shower, but he thinks Nicole and Jionni don't want him there. He's not convinced that Jenni's invite is the same as Nicole wanting him there. Back at dinner, Snooki tells Jionni he's eating a baby cow, which is totally different than her cheeseburger earlier, which was an old cow. She says they didn't have the best date, but they love each other and can fix it with makeup sex. They head home to bed as the rest of the gang is getting ready to go to a new club, Merge.

MVP feel strongly that they have to redeem themselves after last night's poor showing. At the club, Jenni's trying to have a dance-off with some guy, but she splits her pants open and her butt's hanging out. Mike says this is a great night at Merge and there's no way anything is going to ruin the fun they're having this summer. Cue the shark music as Jenni spots Angelina. As if anyone really cares. I mean, she's such old news. But this is clearly a producer set-up. Just why? Jenni acts like she's going to puke, Ron says he smells trash. Mike winds up face to face with her and she tries to hug him. He doesn't allow it, but she's all handsy and apologizing. He gives her a C on apologizing for not exiting after finishing it up, since she just goes on and on. She repeats it to Pauly and Vinny. Pauly says he holds no grudges, but wants her to move along. Vinny's like, "I really don't care," and tries to ignore her. Jenni and Roger, Deena and Chris and Ron and Sam head home. Ron puts on the gorilla suit and goes into the smoosh room to scare Jenni and Roger. Jenni sees him coming and covers her face to keep from laughing, but she busts up as soon as Ron wakes up Roger.

Back at the club, Angelina's still cockblocking so MVP takes off to get away from her. Vinny compares MVP striking out to Jordan playing for the Wizards. Mike and Pauly want to eat, so Vinny heads home alone... and finds two girls in a parking lot who are down to go home with him for a threesome. He repeats that a threesome is worth breaking his celibacy for, which I believe he said earlier this season. Vinny is pissed that Jenni and Roger, who don't even have sex, are in the smoosh room the one night he wants to have a threesome. So he heads into his room with Mike and Pauly, who are laying there watching it all go down. Mike thinks it's irony that he and Pauly struck out and Vinny walks in with two chicks.

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