So Sammi and Ronnie have it out about the aforementioned d-baggery. Ronnie claims he doesn't remember making out with any other chicks. Twice. Cue footage. Twice. He does admit to getting another girl's number, and that's enough to make Sammi sick. She walks away, and Ronnie follows. She cries about how horrible Ronnie is, and he claims he never did anything wrong. Sound familiar? Then she says (all together now!), "We're done." Somehow in the midst of all this, he continues to be the one that's offended while she's the one looking for another pillow case for all her crying. Ridiculous.

Meanwhile, Vinnie and Pauly revise their itinerary to GTF: "Gym, Tan, and Find Out Who Wrote the Note." JWoww and Snooki, who are still back at the gelato shop, can't take the suspense any longer. They call the house in hopes that Angelina will answer and they can find out whether Sammi found the note. When they call, Sammi answers and gives them the third degree about whether they were the ones who left the note. They play dumb. Pathetically. And revel in the drama. And when The Situation hears about this "anonymous" note (that he truly believes is anonymous... because he's a frigging idiot), he takes it to the next level. Homeboy is positively thrilled.

Eventually, everyone reconvenes at home. Sammi, still in the shower, tells JWoww and Snooki to read the note on her bed. They try not to laugh, but Sitch is loving. Every. Minute. Especially the "multiple fat women" reference. Needless to say, Sammi is not amused. JWoww claims innocence, saying she's "not getting involved" because she wasn't actually at da club when Ronnie's indiscretions occurred, but she does tell Sammi that she'll look like a fool if she stays with Ronnie after all this has come out. Best of all, Snooki claims she was blacked out and, thus, couldn't possibly have written it either. An excuse if I ever heard one! Instead of focusing on the fact that Ronnie is a prick of the highest caliber, Sammi obsesses over who wrote the note. Naturally, suspicions fall on Angelina. When Sammi walks back to the bathroom to get changed, Snooki and JWoww high-five over a job well done. JWoww concludes that if Sammi stays with Ronnie, then she'll look like "the dumbest bitch." With friends like these...