And, just like in Seaside, as the night progresses, Snooki gets increasingly frisky with her roommates. First up is Sitch, who has a flirtatious encounter (complete with blurred panties action) when Snooki asks him to take off her shoes. He thinks he's got a shot now that Jionni's gone and vows to play it cool. So he creeps up on her while she dances against a column. He invites her out to the smoking patio, where he asks, "Snooki, why don't you just break up with Jionni and let me rock that world, girl?" The peanut gallery (JWOWW and Deena) scream, "Ewwwwwww!" Sitch insists he can take care of Snooki better than anyone, but JWOWW thinks he's just trying to screw with her life. She asks, "Why Nicole?" Sitch answers, "Because she gets me." As proof of their connection, he explains that he always texts her back. Man. That's an unbreakable bond right there.
Snooki tells Sitch he's being a crazy person, to which he retorts, "Then why do we hook up all the time?" She drops her head in defeat -- but doesn't deny it! (Then again, maybe it's so absurd that she doesn't even have the energy to argue.) She tells him to shut up. Instead, he tells her he loves her and says he would date her if she didn't have a boyfriend. JWOWW and Deena take that as their cue and leave Snooki to fend for herself. Sitch zeroes in on Snooki's chief weakness, saying that he doesn't like how Jionni treats her. "Nobody does," she says forlornly.
At this point, he probably could have had her, so low is the Snickers in her own despair. Instead, he starts talking about beating up Jionni and claims Ronnie encouraged him. Flash back to the other night, Sitch approaches Ronnie all ornery and ready to rumble, and Ronnie said noncommittally, "Just do what you gotta do, bro." It wasn't so much an encouragement as a "I'm tired of your hallucinations, so I'm going to say whatever I need to so you will stop talking about them to me." Snooki snaps out of her vulnerable moment and gets riled up that her roommates were conspiring against Jionni behind her back -- just as she thought. Deena interrupts, so Snooki shoots up and goes inside to confront Ronnie. The way she calls to him, it's obvious she's out for blood. Pauly's reaction at this mood swing is hilarious -- like cartoonish eyeball-shooting-out-of-head shock.













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