Jersey Shore
Jersey Shore

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DeAnn Welker: C- | 123 USERS: C+
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"There Aren’t That Many Class Acts In Seaside"

Jionni and Snooki walk to Steaks Unlimited, a diner. Snooki says Lorenzo's hungry so she needs cheeseballs. She asks if they'll be almost married by next summer and he jokes, "With or without the cheese on your lip?" Then he says it depends on how quickly she wants to get married after the baby. He asks if she wants a September wedding, and she gets all excited. Okay, they've actually somehow developed into a healthy couple. Who would have thought back when she was drunkenly chasing him through the cobblestones in Italy. After their date, they walk back and talk about her growing nipples (he'd like her to keep this to herself). She interviews that this is her idea of a best night now, when it used to be getting super drunk and acting crazy.

Everyone else is at Captain Hook's, which is having karaoke. They are all awful singers. JWOWW signs Mike up to sing Amy Winehouse's song, "Rehab," and hopes he won't get mad about it. They call him up and Vinny's like, "Please don't get mad, please don't get mad." Mike looks around, which is when they make their super-duper suspenseful cut to commercial. After the commercial, even Pauly's worried whether Mike will flip out or sing "Rehab." Everyone cheers him on, and the song starts. He doesn't start singing right away, but then he does and everyone is happy and laughing. I have to say, it's kind of awesome to see the gang liking each other. Vinny: "Mike singing period is funny. Mike singing 'Rehab' is amazing." Although I guess not quite as amazing as -- oh, I don't know -- Amy Winehouse singing it. Lots of interviews from everyone about how much everyone likes Mike now, and how happy he is that the roommates support him and are here for him. He says not many people can get out of the fire, and he didn't even know if he could get out.

DeAnn, a writer and editor in Portland, Oregon, thought only teenagers worried about Toxic Shock Syndrome. You can contact her at twopmodmars@gmail.com.

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