Snooki and Sitch are still talking when JWOWW comes and tells Snooki there's an emergency. Snooki goes inside and JWOWW tells her that Sitch told everyone what they did. Snooki says they didn't do anything, but JWOWW's like, "No. He told everyone." Technically -- and I do hate to disagree with my girl JWOWW -- Ron told everyone. Sitch just told him. Snooki's pissed because she thought she could trust everyone in the house. JWOWW tells Snooki to handle this right now. Snooki says she's pissed because she's never hooked up with Sitch. Snooki starts screaming at Sitch, and tells him that he obviously is lying because she loves Jionni. She says she doesn't want to be friends and can't even look at him right now. Wow. Is Snooki developing some sense? The rest of us haven't been able to look at him ... well, ever.

After a commercial, they're still fighting. Sitch tells us we all know he's not a liar; he will admit when a girl rejects him. He tells Snooki he won't lie, because they hooked up two months ago. She tells him he's a douchebag and no one in the house likes him except her. She tells him that he knows she loves Jionni, so he's a liar. He says he doesn't lie. She says she hasn't seen him in two months, so she doesn't know what he's talking about. I honestly can't tell if she's lying or he's lying or they're acting from a script (though I'm leaning toward the last one). Sitch says he swears on anything in the world. Snooki walks away. Ron says he thinks this is good, because he'll find out what's true. Snooki says it's done since he messed with her relationship. Sitch asks if she'd like him to describe what happened, and she walks away screaming.

Deena and Erica are making out and having fun, but Deena freaks out because this is not who she is since she likes penis. So she releases Erica back to Vinny.

The next morning, Snooki's crying, asking why Sitch would do this to her. Ron sits down and tries to talk to Snooki, who tells him that what really happened -- and it was more than two months ago -- was that Unit and Ryder (real names, you think?) hooked up so Sitch wanted to hook up with her. She said no, so he went out to the balcony. That's it. Ron says he doesn't know who to believe, because she'd lie to protect her relationship and he'd lie to protect himself, so the only people who know are the two people who were there. (And, you know, maybe Unit and Ryder. Let's call them.) Ron tells Snooki that whatever happened, she needs to woman up and tell Jionni the whole thing so he doesn't find out by watching it on TV. She says nothing happened, and it's done. DONE. Between her and Sitch.