Ron's done with Snooki, so now Sitch is talking to him, telling him he's disappointed he told people. Ron's not having it since Sitch has always stirred shit up with him and Sam. Sitch tells Ron he's sincere, but Ron says bringing home different girls isn't sincere. Ron says he doesn't know what Sitch's intentions are, and it's impossible to tell with him. JWOWW and Ron talk to Sitch, who asks if they don't believe him. They basically say they do, but that he shouldn't have told Ron? I don't understand their logic. About this time, Brittany finally wanders out of Sitch's room. He forgot her, apparently, but he heads back to cuddle with her at last. He says the truth will set Snooki free.
JWOWW tells Snooki she did nothing wrong, and Sitch is just trying to ruin things with her and Jionni, but he loves her and will believe her over Sitch talking shit. They hug on the couch, while Sitch cuddles with Brittany in the bed. I wonder why he's bothering with Snooki when someone as adorable as Brittany likes him. And, let's be honest, she also seems light-years smarter and more fun than Snooki, too. Also: Sam and Ron go to bed together. Vinny and Erica sleep together. Pauly sleeps alone. He's the only one making the proper use of his twin bed, if you ask me.
Next week: Snooki's not losing Jionni over this, so she knows she has to tell him what's going on. There's huge drama with Deena being a cock-blocker. And then there's even bigger drama in the form of Sitch and Ron fighting.
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