The next day, Pauly, Sitch, and JWOWW report to their last day of work at the shore store. And by "work," I mean that Pauly tells people JWOWW is pregnant while Sitch literally sleeps on the job. He has found such a crafty napping spot, in fact, that their boss searches the boardwalk for him before finding him back in one of the changing stalls. Situation = fired. Yells Pauly, "BUSTED!"

Later, Sammi is feeling the pain after last night's drunken carousal, not only because she had sex with Ronnie, but also because she slept in her contacts and is practically blind now. Ronnie offers to take her to the doctor for the latter affliction. While they're gone, Ronnie's mom (who is awesomely named Connie) drunk dials the duck phone. She gets Deena, who learns that Connie loves her and that she's tan like an Indian. Deena passes the phone over to JWOWW in time for the weepy recap of SamRo 2.0's Miami drama. JWOWW eventually passes the phone over to The Situation, who at first claims there's no spin to get out of a phone conversation but then is all too happy to shoot the shit about Sammi's supposed texting adultery with Arvin. Ohhhhh, Sitch. Then again, I can imagine one would stir the pot if they were in the middle of such a boring season.

That evening, Deena makes Jell-O shots that Pauly announces he "wouldn't touch with your dick." Sitch joins the fold to tell the kids about his conversation with Connie. Speak of the devil, Ronnie walks in just as Connie calls yet again. JWOWW tells Sammi that Sitch spilled the beans about the latest episode of the SamRo 2.0 saga. Sammi thinks it's weird (I would add inappropriate) that Sitch would be on the phone with Ronnie's mom for nearly half an hour. She wants to punch that "dirty little grimy scumbag" in the face and immediately goes to Ronnie -- who is drunk-shaming his mother at that very minute -- to fill him in and express her rage.