Sitch continues pill-drunkenly rambling a semi-apology for meddling in SamRo 2.0's business and for fighting with Ronnie. All the while, Ronnie checks the trash and finds that all the stuff from Sammi that he threw in there earlier has been mysteriously removed. He recollects the shoes Sammi took and walks back into the room just as Sitch slurs, "...bangin' my head, you know what I mean?" Ronnie: "Exactly." Heh.

The ladies head out for a girls' night at what I'm guessing is the only Mexican restaurant in Italy (and, in fact, if you Google "Mexican restaurants in Florence, Italy," it's the top result). After the first shot and a round or two of margaritas, JWOWW gives Sammi some advice on how not to be a grubby bitch when talking to her boyfriends. For example, don't store up shit talk to use in case of an argument. Address gossip when and if it arrives. Sammi acknowledges she needs to work on herself a little.

Back at home, the guys plans their own night out as Sitch tries "to find a way to apologize to the wall" (Ronnie's words). They hit up il club, where Ronnie immediately zeroes in on a lady of questionable looks who is willing to buy him mojitos. But the real problem sprouts when an Italian guy creeps up on Pauly and keeps taunting, "Che cosa?" ("What?). Perhaps having taken in some of last night's hostility through osmosis, the normally good-humored Pauly gets in the guy's face and screams like a hyena. Vinny clarifies that Pauly is "white boy wasted" and in no state of mind to deal with such effrontery. Pauly eventually gets pulled back to cool off while the Italian in question stands back and smirks like a louche European villain of the cinematic variety. I'm surprised the producers didn't give him an adhesive mustache to twirl.

The ladies head home, where JWOWW invites everyone to get naked and spray tan each other. Do they write lines like these to perpetuate frat boy fantasies, or what? Meanwhile, Snooki takes aside Sitch to affirm that, despite all the bullshit he spread about her cheating on Jionni with him, she still realized how much she loves him as a friend when she thought he might be gravely hurt. Sitch goes to put his brace on, hoping maybe that he'll get a motorboat out of Snooki's sympathy. Instead, she teases him that he should wear it out so girls will fawn over him. Then the editors Frankenstein a quote together. Part one (I'm paraphrasing): "Snooki and I made up with each other." Part two: "I don't think Nicole and Jionni are meant for each other." Not smooth at all, editors. You can do better!