Elsewhere, the guys return home to a yard full of broken plates. Snooki briefs them on her "worst night ever." While Angelina takes it upon herself to be Snooki's pepper upper, Ronnie makes a beeline for his own bedroom. Sammi immediately starts bitching about how he couldn't be bothered to say goodnight after hitting up the club without her until six in the morning. She takes her traveling rage show to his bedroom to passive-aggressively prod him in hopes of an argument. He doesn't respond, so she says she was testing him and that he failed. He couldn't care less. She asks why he's even with her. All she gets is a surly non-response, so she tells him she's over it and not to talk to her again for the rest of the time they're in Miami.
The next day, the girls head out for sushi. Sammi hopes to be distracted from Ronnie, but Angelina starts talking about the guys' club shenanigans the night before. Sammi questions that all the other guys were picking up girls and Ronnie was just sitting there. Instead of taking her cue, Angelina lies that Ronnie didn't do anything. JWOWW can't believe Angelina is holding back. Because she's totally upfront. And so the lunch passes with nary a truth told. They belch uncomfortable on their way home. I prefer to think it's from the pang of deception rather than the spicy mayo on the tuna roll.
Later that evening, Sitch hopes to cook a successful Sunday dinner for the whole gang. He says he needs to make this one happen because Snooki spoiled the last one when she dropped the chicken on the floor. So what does our beloved Situation do? He drops a big ol' bucket of marinara sauce on the floor. They forge bravely on, heating up a bottle of pre-made sauce. Snooki focuses her energies on opening a magnum of champagne, nearly taking Ronnie's eye out (so close!) when the cork explodes out of the bottle. Everyone who thinks the hijinks are over, step forward. Not so fast, dear reader! To top it all off, the refrigerator shelves then collapse in front of Sitch's own eyes! Making life function on even a mundane level really is a fool's errand for these people.