After Ronnie walks away, Snooki and JWOWW head over to check on Sammi. Sammi is all, "I don't want to be with that. I'm done." At this point she might as well be saying, "Saucer bouffant violin banana" because that's how meaningless and irrelevant her words are. He already made the decision, honey. You have no power and haven't for longer than you'll ever realize. Witness: A little later everyone leaves Ronnie behind to check out the next place. And who is the only person to wonder where Ronnie is? Sammi. She insists she has to make an effort, you know, since he's been so good at that. JWOWW gets pretty adamant that Sammi should stop making an ass of herself. Instead of listening, she follows Ronnie to a cab, where he locks her out and leaves her in his tracks. For the one-millionth time she declares she's done. Or should I say, "Airplane lemonade cardigan flatiron bleep bloop"? Meaningless!
The girls rally and join the boys, sans Ronnie, at B.E.D. Oh, but then Ronnie shows up. Instead of showing him how much better and hotter she is than him by hitting it with as many other guys as possible, Sammi gets all bothered and basically waits for Ronnie to approach her to be a prick some more. Well, Sweetheart, ask and ye shall receive! Ronnie comes up to her with these sweet nothings: "I hate you so much because I love you, you realize that?" She realizes that maybe he's not playing with a full deck and still tries to engage him in thoughtful conversation. In da club. She doesn't even get a sentence out before he screams at her, "I don't need you. I don't need you. I don't need you!" And falls on her lap. All while shaking his hips. And then says, "I love you, baby." Eventually Sammi convinces Ronnie to go home. She interviews that she's never seen someone so wasted, then -- in real time -- sets a bucket next to his bed. He's snoring before it hits the ground.
Snooki and JWOWW head home shortly after. Sammi asks the girls what she should do. They slurrily tell her to take care of Ronnie and insist they won't be in the middle of this mess any more. They sneak away to the confessional where JWOWW trumpets that the anonymous letter is coming soon. Sammi eventually settles into bed, leaving Ronnie to fend for himself and land many late-night pratfalls.