But the guido lifestyle must continue, so everyone gets ready to go out -- including Vinny, who has decided to make skinny jeans happen. While wearing a shirt that says "THUG LIFE," mind you. Sitch also tags along. Has it been 10 days already? I would have guessed two. Then again, I would not be one bit surprised if he abandoned doctor's orders. Because what's the alternative? Read a book? I mean really.

The club is "crazy-packed," says Pauly, and everyone is getting their own version of the robot on (I'm not making that up, they're really doing the robot... or something like it). Ronnie leans into Sammi for a peck on the lips, and she is happier than ever. She tells Ronnie, "Don't hurt me." He promises, "Never again" and kisses her some more. She lies (mainly to herself) that this is the last and final time they'll go through this rigmarole.

Just when you think all is right with the world, Ronnie gets overly exuberant with his dancing and injures his knee when he falls over. He has to sit down and ice his knee for a moment, but is back up in no time. Because when you get the urge to hump a wall like Gene the camp cook with his favorite fridge, nothing can bring you down.

The girls aren't having such a good time. There are lots of pushy bitches about tonight, and they're getting on JWOWW, Snooki, and Deena's last nerve. I tell you one thing: If I had Deena acrylic talons pointed square in my face, I would indeed fall back. Not so for the American drunkos up in Club TwentyOne. One of them sees Deena's finger waving and ups the ante by pouring a drink on Snooki's head. Deena lunges at the girl like a dog at a piece of meat and has to be held back. At which point, the title card "MEATBALLS" flashes across the screen. Awesome. Snooki jumps in the fracas, and Deena says in a later interview it was like "Team Meatballs, attack!" Unfortunately, they were attacking each other. After several moments of mutual hair pulling, Snooki and Deena realize it's each other's weaves they're tugging on. Vinny pulls them apart and they're hugging and laughing about it within minutes.