A chorus of angelic hallelujahs usher in the next morning. The guys leave. JWOWW says she didn't have sex with Roger, but she also didn't miss Tommy at all, which proves she shouldn't be with him. After she resolves to shut him out, he calls. She mentions the boardwalk but again neglects to mention Roger. He wonders why she's acting cagey. She claims she's taking a breather and asserting her own independence. Pauly chimes in, "Roger that!" Tommy asks who she's been hanging out with, so she mentions Roger and Nick. He tells her to let him know if this is the last conversation they're going to have. He gets assy with her, so she serves it right back up, saying she's enjoying herself now more than she has with him for a while. She finally gets irate, saying he was cold and pissy with her the day she left, even though she'd done nothing wrong. He tries to respond, but she hangs up on him and says she's done.

After a smoke break and a good think, JWOWW calls her dad to see what's happening. He tells her Tommy's moving out of their home. Not a good sign, her top concerns are what will happen to her dogs and whether Tommy will take any of her stuff. She enlists Snooki to drive back home with her and get her dogs. As they drive, JWOWW prepares for the worst. Indeed, he has locked her out. She finds a hide-a-key and rescues her dogs from the trauma she assumes they've experienced. Now, I ask you this? Won't spending the summer with The Situation be equal to or greater than any trauma they could have endured locked in an empty house for a few hours? Consider...

Snooki heads upstairs and discovers Tommy has taken the bed, JWOWW's favorite watch that she got as a graduation present, the computer hard drive, and a slew of other things. JWOWW breaks down in the face of her many losses, insisting she didn't do anything to deserve this. At least not until last night...

Next week: Vinny gets cock-blocked by his trick's uncle. Ronnie turns to JWOWW during a fight with Sammi, and earns himself a Sweetheart brand punch in the face. And Sammi calls someone to take her home.

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